[Archived] Weirdy Beardys

[Sparky Marky]

Oohhh cheeky

[Guest Norbert]

What about Saxoman, since we're going that way?

I agree with Gordon on the whole Mars thing. The first few people going there are mental. I'd only go when it is established and there is a proper town and midgets with three tits.

[Majiball]

You're all mad I'd love to be the first person on mars, even if it was one way.

Norbert you've obviously watched far too much porn if you're chasing midgets with three tits these days!

[Sparky Marky]

There's loads of them in Bumley, Norbert...

[adopted scouser]

You're all mad I'd love to be the first person on mars, even if it was one way.

Norbert you've obviously watched far too much porn if you're chasing midgets with three tits these days!

i've got five kids to feed

[Majiball]

Take them to the dentist!

[adopted scouser]

Take them to the dentist!

You didn't get it !

[Majiball]

I assume the comment is Benny from the original total recall, when he says hey I got five kids to feed?

If so quiads reply was to hand him some wedge and say take them to the dentist.

If the above is wrong please explain.

[Stuart]

A very thorough, almost forensic, formal reply, Maj.

I too demand clarification of the aforementioned script excerpt, AS.

(Although personally I don't remember "her" being a midget).

[adopted scouser]

It's Total Recall alright, I don't remember the dentist line ??!!

[Amo]

I can quote that movie chapter and verse. Maji is correct.

As is Stu about our three-breasted friend.

[Majiball]

A very thorough, almost forensic, formal reply, Maj.

I too demand clarification of the aforementioned script excerpt, AS.

(Although personally I don't remember "her" being a midget).

Just wanted to explain my thought process so as to avoid any issues on here as this section seems more civil than the other.

It's Total Recall alright, I don't remember the dentist line ??!!

Are you refering to Benny or the 1st taxi driver who benny steals Quiad off as a customer? He also says I got five kids i believe.

I can quote that movie chapter and verse. Maji is correct.

As is Stu about our three-breasted friend.

Who could forget the three beasted beauty???

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/total-recall-three-breasted-actress-schwarzenegger-colin-farrell-358688

I have many a good memory attached to that scene and the wonders of the magic pause button.

[Sparky Marky]

Oh man

[Stuart]

Oh yuk

[Amo]

Oh yuk

Oh come on, you would.

[Stuart]

Oh come on, you would.

Looks like Amy Winehouse.

Reboot version is a better.

[Majiball]

:lol:

I was only playing.

And Stuart seriously you wouldn't??? 1 for each hand and one for the mouth, happy days!

See ya later lads I er gotta go somewhere.

[Guest Norbert]

Yeah, she wasn't a midget, but there was a midget in that part of the film.

[K-Hod]

It's Total Recall alright, I don't remember the dentist line ??!!

When he gives Benny a tip after getting dropped off at the Last Resort.

[Amo]

Yeah, she wasn't a midget, but there was a midget in that part of the film.

Thumbelina.

[broadsword]

the blonde one with the machine gun?

great film.

[Stuart]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2463412/Muslim-fathers-anger-daughters-confiscated-Islamic-necklace.html

[thenodrog]

Driving in the wedge. It's all going according to plan isn't it?

[Mike E]

Bloody pathetic. Jewellery is jewellery no matter how important it is to someone's fictitious master.

[adopted scouser]

Immediate climb down, we're all scared of Islam.