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Wharton playing a bizarre pass backwards. I can't fathom what that was about.

We're going forward in a decent position. Ayari fouled, possibly injured. Referee does fuck all.

For those not watching, just to annoy you, we just played it out from the back.

As if our players aren't confused enough, they start switching the lights on and off!

When Markanday and Telalovic can get on the bench, and we're stretched so thin... I honestly think we do.

They keep passing to the wrong players, stick em' in a high viz.

All things considered, it's fucking baffling.

At the time many of us said we needed a proper manager. We would have been promoted if they'd just given us that. Bonkers and sums up the idiotic owners.

Only 5 from the dropzone now.

Dolan going off... No one notices he's gone.

Big downgrade from Nyambe to Brittain.

Did Dolan have a flashback and think he was playing for them?

But even when they do need to tap it to each other they seem to have completely lost the ability and give it away.

This season it hasn't.

Sheffield Utd - but just a glance at one of their fan forums would have told anyone who can read, he's an absolute wreck.

How have we gone from a decent passing team to a bunch of aimless cloggers? Less passing shouldn't mean shit passing.

That technique that Brittain has where he limply raises his leg to stop a cross going in. I can predict we'll see a lot of that.

It seems to have come as a surprise to some that Eustace isn't a magician. Face it, we have a poor squad thanks to a coward CEO and poor owners.

Tronstad gets a yellow card thanks to Brittain not being able to pass a ball to someone right next to him in a neon yellow shirt.

I reckon they'll give him about £2m to give the impression of an effort, but we'll sell Smodics for £15m.

In the second half you could see they weren't putting in as much effort as the first half and I reckon that's why Eustace came down to the dugout and started to make changes. Until he intervened I was terrified we were going to end up conceding more goals. The problem with our players is they don't want to play 90 minutes. Maybe it's a fitness issue but under Mowbray we'd only play one good half so maybe a mentality issue.

Some of Brittain's performances have been appalling. It's easy to say I was shit but it was the other guys fault. He was the only one controlling his body when he couldn't pass or defend properly. Same with Gallagher, he was very good on Saturday winning headers, but in the game against QPR he assisted the opposition by barely getting off the ground. I'll be interested to see if they keep it up for Eustace, or whether they can't be arsed again when the going gets tough. They showed signs of it in the second half.

I'm changing my avatar to McBandage.

Snake Mountain more like.

That's why I said the both of them are special in this league. That said Adebayo was injured for plenty of games last season and Morris was prolific without him. Same as the year before for Adebayo when he scored 17. Anyway the point was that if you have two CF's like that you're going to be in with a shout of promotion.