We never shoot, we never cross. Just left, right, back. It's just so turgid and depressing.

There is a chasm on our left hand side

What a goal

Thank god, we can finally get rid of Southgate

This half has been abysmal. But he won't change it because he's absolutely clueless.

There are under 13's teams that move it quicker than us

Swiss starting to create, England have not appeared again. Kane off for Toney would make a huge difference because he's doing to us what Ronaldo did to Portugal last night

Awful again. Saka doing his best but Kane, Foden and Bellingham not getting into the box. Somehow have an ability to end every corner with the ball in our half.

Saka did a couple of times but Kane was busy chilling on the halfway line so he probably thought "why bother"

Improvement but still awful. Kane needs to be off for Toney ASAP

Thank god for that. France are negative but Portugal have so many dislikable players. Serves them right ultimately - if Martinez had stones Ronaldo wpuld have been benchriding but instead they had nothing up top and didn't use free kicks in good crossing positions to satisfy his vanity.

I thought the rule was that they had to keep moving forwards at all times? He did for the first stutter but 100% stopped momentarily on the second.

Yet again Ronaldo cheating on a penalty and stopping dead. Needs cutting out.

Let's be honest, the club is screwed and there's only one family responsible. Sure, the likes of Waggott aren't blameless in how they treat fans but ultimately the owners have taken a stable Premier League club and seem like they won't sell even if it's only worth scrap value by the time it is done. There's no chance the club can sell the £20m+ annually it needs and be able to invest to stay in the league. At this point I'm more confident of hitting non-league in the next 10 years than I am Premier League.

That is an unbelievably good save at the most clutch possible time.

Austria have been really poor this game, really thought they were set to go far in this tournament.

Shame as I thought Romania would be a decent threat, but the Dutch have been much better. However, it's really dumb that they could meet Austria in the QF despite them being in the same group.

The Dutch another team not willing to setlle for 1 goal. I honestly think every game I've watched this tournament has been enjoyable except the England ones.

It's historically been Thursday's right?

Slovenia have been elite at the back, but god they've been abysmal in front of goal.

Why does that Ronaldo pen count? He stopped dead?

Remember that Slovenia have to score theirs as well, even if Oblak saves a couple. Edit: And there we go

Oh Slovenia, that was the chance...

Didn't they get knocked out in Qatar because he waited until the end to get all the glory and they'd already lost by the 5th pen?

What a save, get in! Ronaldo clearly in his own head with this no goals in knockouts record. Needs to let someone else have a go - only him to blame at this point if Slovenia win.