I would! As soon as I learn how to piss petrol!!

Thought that the chants on Sat were perfect. Maggot & Wankies getting it in equal measure. He's here, sat there & feels the heat. Illustrated by today's goings on, he's going through pampers at a fair old rate of knots! But also, we're not letting the Knuts in India think we've forgotten where the problems really lie.

Finally, sombody saw it! Just catching up & trawling through trying to make sure I don't say something which has been said before. A lot calling out the players, no! They are employees saying what they've been told to say. I've had to do it myself on occasion, but have always said I will not leave myself open to anything liable. That kind of question will always be skirted around, with "I'm not sure / I'll have to check" etc Sammie looks positively embarrassed, the rest are going through the motions. Waggot & Venkys are the enemy, never ever forget that!

👏 That proper made me laugh!

Think someone might need to proof-read that post - did someone from the club do it?

Why are we even bothering appealing? The EFL must be pissing themselves laughing - "oh, you again! Didn't learn then eh? Knobheads!"

Not sure who it was, but somebody definitely posted a throwaway comment on here prior to his 'signing' that they hoped they'd put McGuire & not Maguire on the paperwork - many a true word & all that! Edit: found it - looks like @Tugayisgod had a 6th sense!

Nearly chinned the bloke behind me in the BBE on sat - I joined in with the Venky's out chant & he said "we'd be in a hell of a mess without 'em!" This is a guy around my age, sat behind me for years who I thought would know better! Trying my best to be reasonable I just said " well it can't get much fucking worse! Do your homework!"

Only numbers left in the club shop! They actually had to re-heat Adam's shirts to remove the previous numbers - expect Dunc's shirt to be a snug fit!

No body else seem to think it's quite funny that everything now seems to be 'back on' with McGuire since shortly after that Orlando City guy posted a brief history of Venky's reign? Venky's being shamed across the US, that won't have gone down too well I imagine. I thought it was brilliant, but we need to make sure that, even if the transfer is completed, all that stuff just doesn't disappear.

Not unless we go our own way

Was thinking exactly the same myself! 😆

This is @Kamy, formerly of this parish, who doesn't spread shit. I hope to gid this is false otherwise I think i'm done!! fuck off u chicken murdering bastards!!

I'm 48, closing in rapidly on 49 & can still do a better job than Whalstedt!

FFS! Have u ever played football? The minute your defenders start losing confidence in the keeper, they start making mistakes. They start trying to 'protect ' him, leading to mis-timed tackles, going for headers that the keeper should collect, etc etc. Defence starts with the keeper, end of! (I used to be one, I know! If I lost form, the guys in front of me did daft things!)

Anyway, it's that time of night:

I'd take Sam Quek or Quentin Tarentino tbh! On Gally, don't we have a 12mth option btw?

Interestingly, I've just noticed that Bobby Mimms is actively looking for work on his LinkedIn. States "Open to new opportunities". Even at 60, surely he's still got a hell of a lot to offer our goalkeeping dept? Not that I expect anything like like that to even cross the minds of the cockwombles in charge at Ewood.

It seems to be just player 'ratings' by whoever provides their marks out of 10 per game. However, I've tried multiple ways of doing things on there & the closest I can get to is this table (which still has him in 6th!!). This is the table of ratings for championship keepers with 10 appearances or more this season so I've no idea how the previous list has come about from supposedly the same website ratings!:

Sorry guys & gals, was a bit pissed last night! 😅:

Tbf, I'll mix it up rather than posting the same pic every night.

I'm seriously gonna post this every night, until people start to wake up & smell the coffee!

Just saying!

Things are starting to add up a bit now though - If we're at the point of literally counting every penny going out, I bet the reason for this may very well be down to the fact that we haven't got the working capital to purchase the stock in the first place! Very very dark times when we haven't got a couple of grand somewhere for more stock in the shop. It wouldn't surprise me if the reason for all the 'tat' in there is that they buy for pennies to make the shop look full or anything half decent is either on sale or return or paid in instalments. Macron probably want the cash up-front which explains the limited range of Macron stuff on offer compared with other clubs.