Mike E

As far as ‘tallest dwarf’ or ‘best of a sewer’ signings go, I think Rhodes could actually be useful in a team also containing pace down at least one wing, the industry of Gueye and Ohashi, and an engine of Travis and Tronstad. If he can put the ball in the net from 6 yards a few times… My God, what have Venkys done to my expectations?

‘We tried but they’re too expensive’ doesn’t wash when we’ve had £40m in the last 18months.

We’ve already signed the winner of best hairdo, Sanderson

Reminds me of the time someone told me Elliott Bennett was the first ever Rovers player to have four pairs of letters in their name…

I always say, we bought our way into the competition, but we still had to go and win it. Hell if Utd had pulled their finger out on the final day we’d have finished second.

The final Tuesday of last January’s window, Wharton was absolutely staying put, refusing to leave. By Wednesday he had a Palace shirt on, by Friday JDT had been banned from talking to the press and by the following Monday he’d gone. I struggle to expect anything now even when the club tells me. They’ve entered Steve Kean territory where I’d check the label in my keks if he told me my name was Mike E.

Is it ACTUALLY him?

Can you recall in as best detail as you can? I may find it cathartic…

Engagement from WATR is far below what it was from RT.

I don’t completely disagree but BTA did score a game-changing goal.

I’m not. Two headers stoped out of nowhere, and one goal-line clearance. Other shots too if he weren’t so weak at it.

It genuinely was. 3 genuine worldie saves stopped him having a hat trick.

We need Venkys rooting out in favour of owners with ambition. It’s genuinely that simple. Somehow Venkys contrive to stumble on gold time after time, but flush it down the pan.

Gueye winning POTM shows he’s officially the tallest dwarf in football.

They’re dropping like flies atmo. Gutted for Gueye tonight, he’s been let down by his teammates.

Gueye would legitimately have a hat trick tonight but for superb goalkeeping. Another couple if he wasn’t such a weak shot.

Well at least Coventry fans are enjoying it…

Fuck a pot noodle…

Ffs bloody sucker punch. Not deserved at all imo.

What a fucking superb save that was from their keeper.

My mistake, I forgot that a computer game is a higher authority of the rules of football than the actual rule-writers themselves. How silly of me.

You ALSO ‘clearly didn’t know about the rules about squad registration and tied yourself in knots’ to be fair. Stones, glass houses etc.

*Head Desk*

Confusing the opposition was a prime Kean tactic, employing both Olson twins down the left ‘to confuse opposing right backs’ 😭

A mate of mine takes her husband (a Bolton fan) to Ewood whenever Bolton are away, and he remains convinced it is not the same Owen Beck such is the difference.