Rovers 1 (Benni) Nancy Boys 1 (Hardy Drew) Ooh La La.

The first half was only as bad as the City and Wigan games, only this week the other team actually managed to score a couple-Martins goal was a stunner. Second goal was awful, esp mickey Gray who had a 'mare all afternoon. Some bad, bad omens yesterday, home supporters arguing with each other in the Jack Walker near me (not 1864!) And the very noticeable booing of a home player, Lucas Neill. Reminds me too much of the last relegation season. Sending off was predictable, Henchoz is slow and was limping as well so when he got skinned he hauled his man down. Upto then, I thought he was our only performer. Like Capt Kaos, at this point I had given up and no longer cared what was going to happen next. I was a big joke. Second half, Pedersens goal was brilliant and set the half up for a stirring comeback. But with ten men, after 75 minutes they started to flag and tiredness took over, understandably. By the way, MGP got the Peter Jackson man-of-the-match award. Finally, how many times do the opposition score when the goalie comes up at the end to try and save the match? Never, except against Rovers! (Not paranoid honest!) PIE WATCH We have a winner! Finally got to try the Meat and Potato. After my initial disapointment at the price, and the integrity of the case, the taste and texture of the filling made it this writers choice of BEST PIE IN THE GROUND. Nearly lost the last bit as MGP scored whilst I was still eating it! Since I moved from the Darwen End though I have missed the Ewood Bakery

Wigan ticket details announced, they have put the price up £5 from last year to £30, a modest 20% increase. And yet we are still given 5100 allocation. Can't see us selling out this year...

No Jeffers, Zurab or Emerton. So it's Help Me Nonda with Benni and the Jets up front, Oujia and Hedgehog at the back, Lucas and punchbag at FB, the two girls on the wings with God and Headless in the middle. 3-0 to the Grovers.

I too have that brochure, it is in black, white and blue!

Shearer has scored more goals at Ewood playing for Newcastle than anywhere else! NUFC OFFICIAL STATS They couldn't sneak him on could they?

None of the above. Where' s Robbie Savage, he had a great year and he is a sports personality.

The problem for me is simple. Last season we had flair, skill, pace and a very good work rate all over the park. This season, without Bellamy, Dickov, Kuqi, Reid,Nelsen the work rate has dropped massively, little pace without Bellamy and the result is becoming evident.

After winning the title, he said it was "Obscene". A little like his syrup.

Because we don't have enough fans.

Around 5-6,000 Rovers fans there that day-I went on the coach, they were tons of them lined up along Stanley Park. That was a superb Everton team, I remember watching Lineker and thinking how awesome his finishing was. The jug-earred @@@@.

Corbeires-Manchesters subterranean gem.

Whose pies are they?

Well if Flemings off in the new year window, then I say stick him in the reserves and let him rot. If his heart is not interested in writing comedy for this site for the rest of his so called life then get rid now! Bring Enoch in and see how he makes us laugh.

We played really well today, Benni was ace-just beats everyone. Happy to win, Fulham were poor, and their following was an all time low for a Prem match. Fair play to those that did make the journey-true fans. PIE WATCH Flaky steak-poor, no pretentions of grandeur, traditional oval shape. Less damp than previous varieties, trade descriptions people may want to investigate the terms `Flaky` and `Steak`. Overall 4/10.

Max, i have emailed you. Ozz

Bob Wilson, anchorman?

Thoshe crazeee dutsch bashtards.

2-0 at Vale Park, I was there boyo! Grim stuff, Sherwood had a mare.

I have it on my mobile, can bluetooth it to anyone in the Jack Walker Upper on Saturday. My phone is called Ozz.

Max-I am happy to send some programs from Ewood, in exchange for Lazio/irriduccibli stuff.

And a couple more... Nice long shot of the Tub trying it's best to be Centre Court Wimbledon on steroids... And an aerial shot of Rovers fans locked in after an hour or so... Got the original large images of these and loads of the city etc if anyone wants any PM me and I can bang them on a CD and post them to you FOC.

I have chucked a few shots from Rotterdam up on tert t'internet. Here we have the players coming on to the pitch. Here we have Rovers defending the point with 5 minutes to go.

Last season I placed a couple of quid on Savage to score first on all our home games. As I was late for the Chelsea match, I did not place my usual punt. How the people around me laughed when he appeared to score the opening goal at our Darwen End. How I laughed when I found out it was Reids sweat beads that glanced it in!

Did anyone else get a program? I did, however it was all in Dutch. There was a feature in it about a Norwegian Rovers fans called Bjarte (?), is that Pennyduff?