G Somerset Rover

In some parallel universe we won (further) multiple PL titles with Lewandowski and Sanchez up top.

Hoping to tempt fate in a good way, but as soon as I saw this fixture and the opportunity to get back into the top 6, I thought, ‘we’ll bugger this up’.

If that’s the sum of their parts then our recruitment team need flogging.

Yep. We’ll find out in the summer just how much the likes of Waggott have been lying. There’s no Wharton or Szmodics this time round to pay the bills.

Someone with pace Chaddy, what we’ve been crying out for, for about 5 years now.

Yep, the ‘model’ changes like the wind. Just continuous muddled thinking. We’ll be back to ‘resale value only’ again before the year is out.

For all those saying these are Eustace signings…yes, they probably are. But I would wager decent money that it’s out of utter desperation rather than choice.

I have a sneaking suspicion that they won’t be. Why would they break the habits of a lifetime.

We simply will never, ever, get promoted under these cretins. Their lack of funding, care and ineptitude along with a continuation of yes men at board level, will ensure that.

A pre-requisite for defenders to head to rovers these days would seem to be that they need to come from Coventry city.

JE is surely getting pushed closer to the edge.

Waggott is probably delighted that we’ve slipped out of the play-offs. All being well for him and the owners we’ll be further out of the race by the end of the month so shoulders can just be shrugged, ‘we were only mid-table when the window ended anyway’.

We lost to Hull in similar circumstances though. For me, we’ve hit another famous death spiral and as ever, God knows when it’ll end.

0 wins in 5. The mid season death spiral takes the wheels off our season once again.

Same shit different season. There’s never any reason to believe things will ever be different under those cretins.

Luis, why don’t you swap Miami and chilling with your best pal Messi for a few months in Blackburn?

1-1 haha! Get in!

FFS another late winner against us. Will we ever get one ourselves?!

Indeed, DE. We’ve all seen this script before. I was hoping that perhaps this time it would be different but I just don’t see the evidence to believe otherwise. Winless in 3 quite easily becomes winless in 13 under this lot.

Has the feels of the wheels coming off - 2 losses in three without a win either. Only Leeds and that lot to come…

Wheels well and truly off after today. Feels like they’ve done us on Boxing Day a couple times at least over recent years:

I said the other day I wouldn’t start believing until we could claim points after falling behind. I also won’t start believing until we can start winning points at the death in matches either. It’s ALWAYS the opposition.

He did bag loads of assists at Boro too.

This is where I’d be going with any budget too. Short-term yes but who cares if it gets us to the promised land.

One for the stattos; when did we last win seven in a row?