Norbert Rassragr

Probably some sort of Highlander like Keanu Reeves

The window has been ok so far, providing we are actually looking for a defender or two, and a keeper. If not, then it has been stupid.

Put the F1 on more 4! There is no drama or action as they just follow each other, wait for the pit stops and see which Mercedes wins.

He still might do a John Terry and run on in a full kit, and headbutt the 4th official. Or at least throw his phone against a wall at home if he gets a text from Gerrard that Rangers lost.

My only prediction is that Morelos will kick/punch someone and get sent off. It could be a player, the ref, Tony Mowbray.....anyone.

Hopefully Smallwood and/or Evans will make way. Then if there is a opening a younger player can get a chance. Either a White/Lyons or a teenager from the academy.

Given the scandals about youth coaches touching kids, perhaps this is not the best website name.

Saw a comment on Facebook saying Adam played well and should be signed up. What a load of cobblers.

With the likes of Wolves doing OK, it'll be going on for a good while yet.

Echos of Jerome Anderson in all of this. The sheer scale of corruption is always shocking. In other news, Sepp Blatter is taking action against FIFA for loss of earnings and reputation.

There has to be a better keeper lined up, or else Jason Loowater and that youngster Fisher are our choices. That does not make me feel confident at all. Like others, I also think we need a big, commanding centre half and a left back.

I'd rather he'd eff off if he (Rodwell) thinks he can fanny about and try and screw a bigger and better deal from us. No one else took the risk of signing him, attempt to resurrect his career etc. and now he's giving it the hungry Caterpillar attitude.

My cousin got a fractured eye socket off a corner post that required a steel plate in a move that went wrong. Add to that research on the effects of concussion in later life and maybe chair hits should be done with more care.

We need to unearth another Hendry for this division. And a keeper if Raya is off.

One table that it is good to be bumbling around the lower reaches of.

To continue the off topic debate, I read the word pal and get a sarcastic, aggressive tone on this board. Not when spoken, just on here.

We must bat first. It seems we are crap at chasing any total.

Or even Australia failing that. He would get far less money though.

Sounds a bit like Souness, who seemed to buy a lot of players represented by Willie McKay or whatever his name was. The Ferguson deal was a bit dodgy, in that he turned up, played crap for a few months and then claimed to be homesick.

He has been a pretty good midfielder in this division for years so it is a good signing for me. An upgrade on Smallwood and Evans anyway.

Pretty much the same as last season. No threat of promotion, a bad run sometime, then ending up 14th-19th.

Maybe Jason Loowater will be our first choice keeper, with some teenager as back up. Not what I would want but it is a possibility.

If some sort of stability happens, we can loan them a load of our youngsters and effectively make them our B team. Throw in Smallwood and Benny B, and then they will be Bolton Rovers. I doubt they'll pay much towards the wages but it will be funny to think of the fans realising that we are their benefactor.

O'Neill is past it, and Keane is mental. Just about every manager has a shelf life just like a player, and Martin is past his, as his tactics and approach to dealing with players has not evolved.

Some fragile masculinity on show here! Yeah, the women's game is not like watching Man City's men's team in full flight, but half the teams are amateurs and completely neglected by their county's FA. It's only turned full time professional in this country fairly recently, so it'll take time for it to match the men's competition in terms of skill. The games I've seen have been much more watchable than a lot of Premier league bore fests.