And the halves not being reversed on the back.

A lot of out of towners apparently don't know what teacakes and dabs are. Then come on a Blackburn Rovers forum and try and tell us that they're called muffins or some other shit. Fuck off you tourists.

Yeh we can tell.

So maggot wants to communicate with the fans. Well here's my message to him. Fuck off you lazy piece of shit.

Wow you guys are into some incredibly fucked things. For the record, the absolute best chocolate available is Whittakers. You'll thank me later.

The Small Faces - My Mind's Eye

2nd Tier. Whatever it's called this week.

Aren't we in division two? Or do you mean the new division two, or the new new division two? Why does this have to be so confusing!!!!

David Bowie - John, I'm Only Dancing

Can't remember where I got them from, maybe mill hill. Was a long time ago. Those "slices of potato", they're called dabs by the way.

Metallica - One

No need to get too upset, just a Dingle making Dingle comments on the Dingle thread. Must have nothing else to do, maybe his sister is on the rag.

Post of the fucking year.

Why wouldn't we be?

Eddie Cochran - Summertime Blues

It's funny how they like to attribute all of our success to Jack Walker but fail to see that the only reason they are above us is because of venkys. Shouldn't be surprised really, Burnley has never been known as a hub of intellectualism.

What about this? Would be somewhat apt...

I think you might have missed the kick off mate.

Maybe try the urban dictionary.

They were just Cream by the time of this release.

Drongo?

So 3000 away from where it should be rather than 3500. Get the fucking streamers out, it's time to celebrate!

He's just played a gruelling 90 minutes and now he has to lug that massive heavy bastard home. Nice one.

I lost count at how many league titles they won because of generous referees.

He should be. He's the better keeper.