John Coltrane - Blue Train

Easiest 3 points Pompey will get all season

Same as this season.

Given that precisely £0 has been reinvested and given the reason why he was sold, I'm glad they sold him on the cheap. Yet another example of just how fucking stupid the people who own and run this club are.

Hence the laughing emoji in the thread title.

Clockwork Orange meets Aladdin Sane

I honestly don't care.

He won't get potted.

He also had the refs on the payroll so got the lions share of decisions as well. They were an amazing team but I think Pep's responsibility for that greatness gets overstated and the absolute world class quality of every single member of the team is criminally overlooked. I'm not saying he's a shit manager or anything but he's not anywhere near as great as is made out to be.

Hopefully big Val keeps up the form to the end of the season and the fans will finally get themselves into gear

It's Rovers in name only. It is not the club I grew up supporting.

That's Blackburn Rovers you're talking about though. That club hasn't existed for 15 years. This is venky FC.

They've got to get those agent's fees up somehow. No better way to do that than signing a whole new squad every year.

It will be funny to see what happens next season. Eustace is gone and will be blamed for the failure to get into the playoffs, but the guy they've replaced him with is up to fuck all so not aure how many are going to think "Plod along in this division forever at best? Yeah, I'll have some of that" I really hope that the ticket sales totally collapse to less than 6000.

Honestly once you stop going it's really easy to get out of the habit. Especially now with all the ridiculous kickoff times and matches being scheduled left right and centre.

It's the 150th anniversary so tickets cost £150 extra.

See what happens when you leave players up at corners.

2021 was when the investigation into their financial crimes started. It was at that time when the aggressive cost cutting and downgrading went up a few gears.

David Bowie - The Man Who Sold The World

I for one am looking forward to next season. It's going to be interesting that's for sure.

Might as well get this shit show going now since the season's been written off already and there's talk of yet another rebuild. What a pathetic joke of a club.

Hopefully it will all go tits up.

Change the badge to a hammer and sickal against the background of a Palestinian flag

There has to be a seller first. However Americans do have a history of illegally invading and taking what doesn't belong to them so there's a slight glimmer of hope there I suppose.

Wings - Band On The Run