Easily the greatest ever football occasion I have attended. And that includes all the Dingle bashings I have witnessed.

What exactly is the 'it' that you are planning to bare?

So by my calcs even if Wigan get a full house of 25000 for their last game (unlikely), Rovers would only have to average 21074 over their final two games to clinch Gav's bet.

Are you a member of the clergy?

Newcastle are permitted to stage 'beam backs' because they sell out all their away allocations. Talking of good away followings I was amazed with the West Ham following at Citeh last night. All the bottom tier and a good proportion of the top tier for a Monday night game 'up norff' shown live on terrestrial tv! I suppose the difference between us and them is that the Hammers draw their support from the whole of Essex .... the challange to us is to become the recognised team of Lancashire (and no silly discussions about mergers please! We shouldn't be seeking compromise with our competitors ... we should be seeking to destroy them!)

It's just that felt a bit like that cop in the series 'Life on Mars' ... you know ... the one who has been transported back to the early '70s. There I was sitting in a decrepit wooden stand watching crap football with a group of neanderthals who seemed to have an obsession with the word 'paki'.

I don't know whether I'm more depressed about the performance of the team on the pitch or some of the racist scum who follow us off it.

I notice that the upper tier of the East stand is divided into 6 blocks E331-E336. Rovers have been given an initial allocation of 6000 tickets .... so if we assume that each block holds a thousand and that they are being sold block by block (which so far seems to be the case) then with people reporting holding tickets for block E334 ... over 3000 must have been sold so far.

Woke up this morning with this little ditty in my head .... just thought I'd share it with you. You need hands To hold someone you care for You need hands To show that you're sincere But the sweetest hands of all are the hands that scored the goal That left Geordies once again crying in their beer All together now ..... Peter Cucumber eat your heart out!

Didn't our last win at Newcastle also involve a dodgey handball, from Gally?

Yesterday's gate wasn't brilliant ... but let's not forget nearly 74,000 people have trooped through the turnstiles at Ewood in less than two weeks

What was highly amusing was that just as the notlob fans where serenading us with a ditty suggesting we were of inbreed stock .. as if on cue, a troop of boneheads looking like extras from 'Deliverence' and sporting a BWFC flag demonstrated to us in the Riverside how an inbred should behave.

It was 'Dingle Bashing' at Boro..... but I'm afraid it was the racist version at Wigan.....Bloody Morons.

There is no way on earth Rovers will shift 23000 home tickets for the home leg ... so how about doing somthing radical... lets give the Mancs the Jack Walker Stand and put Rovers fans in the Darwen End. We would then only have to sell 21000 and having fans behind both goals may have a beneficial effect on the atmosphere. Just a thought.

Is my memory playing tricks on me or did I see Best at Ewood with Fulham in the mid-seventies. I certainly remember seeing Bobby Moore with Fulham (his last proffesional game) but can't remember if Best was playing or not.

For a more realistic way of looking at these stats consider how many of Southmpton's (big city population) and Norwich's (the whole of Norfolk) potential support did not bother to attend.

Blackburn Rovers FC 2 Big Club FC 0

I've still not seen an explanation for the higher than average numbers in the Rovers section of the Darwen end on Saturday .... the 100 or so extra schoolkids hardly explains it.

More likely to ensure nobody had been left in overnight with the wolves!

Yes since you asked. At this moment in time your certainly a lesser fan than myself....it didn't even occur to me to miss the game tonight..... but in the same way I don't consider myself as loyal as the lads I know who go to all the reserve games home and away. It's wrong to assume all supporters are equal ... just another example of the cultural relativism that is pervaiding society at the moment.

From a financial perspective lets hope the Geordie surrender monkeys snap up their ticket allocation before it dawns on them that they might not have enough fuel in their trany-vans to make the journey.

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Theno, after denouncing Democracy you then go on to concoct yet another flavour!!!! Your idea is not without merit though and it would be an interesting debate on how the extra votes could be earned. ps where did you disappear to after half time last week? I'm sure I spotted you on the front row before the rain set in.

So which non-democratic model do you suggest we follow Theno .... a Taliban-style theocracy or a military junta?

I've always used street parking on side streets about a mile east of the ground and never had a problem so I'll be doing the same on Saturday.