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Logan Paul is a superstar

Ramsdale being ahead of Pickford baffles me. Arsenal are flying and Ramsdale is playing brilliantly, I know Pickford hasn’t let England down but playing for Everton isn’t high enough quality. After today I’d certainly consider Trippier ahead of TAA. If Tomori doesn’t make the squad after the likes of Maguire and Stones its a travesty. I wouldn’t be against Smalling getting a call up either he’s been superb for Roma for months now.

He said four windows from memory.

I agree, I suspect if you asked JDT after he finished his second bottle of wine he would say he needs two more forwards and two central midfielders.

I can’t find a way to bring the other posts into here without messing up the ordering, so we’ve lost half a page of posts. Apologies to those effected, but in the spirit of Lanclassico I wanted a Dingle to the preview.

Seems as obvious to me as it does to you, I suspect. As things stand out best team involves playing Kaminski; Brittain, Hyam, Ayala, Wharton, Pickering; Travis, Morton, +1; Brereton and Gallagher in a 3-5-2 / 5-3-2. There’s only one position up to grabs for me and that’s the third midfielder. Wharton or Szmodics … or Dack, if the bust up with JDT can be repaired.

Depends what you judge success on, I suspect. Whilst the team is getting these results Travis’ impact can only be described as positive.

This is so, so boring. Two completely different players, you’re judging by one stat and ignoring the other 8 posted. For what it’s worth, I’d take Travis over Whiteman every day of the week from what I’ve seen. I think he’s underrated and gets a rough time on here. He’s one of the few in this squad with any sort of battle in him, is incredibly frustrating to the opposition and is arguably our most successful captain for a long time so far.

Christ, really? We’ve not got a left back in that case. Luke Shaw maybe…

Easier to be the big fish in a little pond. Grealish over him for me. I’d be going… Ramsdale TAA Walker White Tomori Chilwell Bellingham Rice Grealish Kane Foden

I’m assuming you mean Jason and if so, I couldn’t care less, he can manage them for me.

They’ve found him out sharpish.

If we’re 1-0 up at the Dingle dome and attempt to defend the lead for 30 minutes I’ll have a heart attack.

Pears Carter Phillips Mola JRC Buckley Garrett Batty Markanday Hirst Vale Fill the rest of the bench with the U23s/U18. Send Lowe to manage them. Everyone else stays at Brockhall and trains for the big one.

They’re good up front and good in midfield, you need to get at their defenders. At least three centre backs and at least three central midfielders.

No, that’s your mate Waggott’s fault!!

We absolutely must not play 4 at the back against those with 6 fingers.

Anyone that can see anything in Vale knows a lot more about football than me.

Sam Barnes on commentary saying the fans turning on Brereton against Preston was the turning point in his career and he started playing more for himself.

Breaking the general opinion here but I think we’re playing really well. The conditions are terrible and Huddersfield have 11 players behind the ball. As I’m watching Brereton has taken the ball down on the left wing, he’s our furthest player forward and there’s 6 Hyde GOAAALLLLLLL

The pitch and the ball are absolutely soaking!

They’re going to make up break them down. They’re all behind the ball when we attack.

Ben still hobbling here…

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