Couldn't attend today boys, managed to get hospitality at Old Trafford for the Spurs game (Just got back). One of the lads was a Burnley fan who saw his lot get stuffed 2-1 by Colchester, hey ho at least we got a point. Some facility that is, free programme, loads of top scran served by fit waitresses, and I believe a premiership record crowd of over 75K. I can't believe we achieved sixth last season looking at the start we've made, can't all be down to Bellamy can it ?

Good when we face the russians

And with big, bad Roy watching they've beaten the Baggies two nil.

Even the one where he stayed on his feet, surrendering a certain penalty from Forrest Todd ? C'mon Warren

I know. He had done before I posted.

I'll be changing it today, stop others from copying.

You nicked my signature, get your own

Well let's be grateful that Rennie was in the wrong position. Had he seen it properly, Todd would have had as much chance of getting away with it, as Quasimodo getting a love bite on his bell end.

Disgusting challenge. I'm only glad I saw it on MOTD as it stopped me thinking about Todd's effort on Andy Johnson. Ben is a Moron, Todd is an arse.

Ditto, then I can laugh at my son in law. Can't help feeling he'll be laughing at 10 o' clock though

The people of Burnley really are (turn the volume down)

They are taxed.

Ah, the wonderful world of supply and demand. Many of the premier league clubs have reported an alarming drop in season ticket sales, not difficult to understand why is it ? Even 'ordinary' players earn ludicrous wages these days, a news bulletin recently showed a players car park chocka with Ferraris, Astons, Porsches etc. For kicking a ball about ? We know this is one of the richest leagues in the world, and today there is a real buzz for the start of a new campaign, but most fans are starting to vote with their feet. Fact is, the clubs will implode if the ever spiralling costs of pampering these pansies is again passed on to fans who can barely afford to get through the turnstiles, let alone buy anything in there or heaven forbid take their kids aswell. Attendances falling year on year, costs increasing year on year. It's not complicated is it ? They'll have to screw more money from fewer people, and they have the bare faced cheek to have a go at someone for watching it in the pub. The FA should look a bit closer to home.

All I get is a PDF ?

Sorry err what am I supposed to see ?

As a wee boy I used to marvel at the those naughty Motorhead chaps, in particular Phil(thy) Animal Taylor, and how he could hammer two base drums all the way through 'Overkill', even with medical assistance. Now I've found this. Mr Fleming, kick off your shoes and turn up the volume.

Bob Shankly ?

That song's about Flopsy, behave. I think we should have a song in honour of our fans. "I can hear the grass grow" by The Fall.

Here Here, they beat us twice last season. Thirty odd quid for the Blackburn End, deary me.

Dreamed I was a giant hen once, it was really hard laying those eggs, face screwed up - you really had to push hard. Woke up, I was sh1tting on the bed

The 'fag packet' calculation for the construction of a football stadium equates to around £1.8m per one thousand seats. For Wembley to have a capacity of 90k, the bill should have been circa £160m, and currently stands at £760m. Allowing for the corporate offer to be superior to Cardiff, and that it's situated in London, I still have a problem looking for £600m ? I know the australians drink a bit of lager but .......

Bloody Hell, now Abbey knows where to sniff

Full of holes I suppose. How come he's powerless when stood on the new 'crystal creation', yet is strong enough to pick the bloody thing up and chuck into outer space ? Does it only affect him when he's above it ? Still enjoyed it though, better than the pirates thingy.

Bloody hell, they got a fourth and no one noticed