Devour Feculence Rovers!

I understood he was going down the road to the ugly bunch

My ratings for what it’s worth tonight Pears - Shit Brittian - shit (less shit than some) Hyam - properly shit Sanderson - expectedly shit Carter - shit Ribeiro - shit (less shit than some) Travis - shite Forshaw - ForSHIT Dolan - stepover stepover lose ball SHIT Cantwell - arrogantly shit Gueye - frustrated and ultimately shit (less than others) Dennis - expensive shit Ohashi - cheaper shit JRC - nearly scored so escapes the shitometer tonight Woodrow - pointlessly shit Tronstad - didn’t notice him being all that shit to be fair Ismael - shit Waggot / Suhail - dipshits, get out of the club no need for the man of the match vote Herbie

Disgusting performance, to a man they were appalling. They haven’t even had to work much for that win, a bunch of absolute rubber dinghy men our lot sadly. Next season is going to be a slog

96 minutes 1-0 down and we have 3 players offside on a free kick - clown show

There’s the difference - a real proper goalkeeper

4 wins in 16 - the rot well and truly had set in before the change in manager - January sabotage again

Gueye not effective today in the box yet he’s at times having to play as a playmaker, in the hole and as the target man such is the lack of anything at all around him

I want to eat these words but 25 minutes left and not at any point have I had any sort of expectation or even hope of getting anything after their goal. Absolutely flaccid stuff

Again commentators bigging up Dolan like he’s actually done anything

Everyone was so confident we’d make subs on 60 minutes…..it’s going to be a minute or two later now

Looked like Carter got lucky then tried to trip their man in the box but he didn’t go down

Think it’s partly this

What a shit ball from Dolan to Gueye, seems Sky commentators always rave about Dolan though he has the illusion of being more effective than he is

Cantwell has to come off his body language and attitude is just appalling he’d much rather just give away petulant fouls it seems, in a sea of shite he’s standing out for the wrong reasons

Just catch the ball Pears it’s not hard

Yep he’s getting frustrated but it shouldn’t be on him at all to be dropping so deep and trying to make things happen - he needs support around him

If you had to rate them now there isn’t a single one of them worthy of a score above 5, it’s pitiful stuff

That’s being kind to Travis, he isn’t having an impact for us, got to be counted

For the record before it’s said again, a keeper having a great game against you isn’t bad luck, it’s simply good management. We’ve neglected that position for so long that we deserve what we get there

Great save from their keeper but Cantwell has hardly caught it well at all, could have done with a bit of luck though

Cantwell - I just can’t with this guy!

There was no ambition of promotion, Ismael is here to try and keep us up next season but not much more, it’s all part of the constant dumbing down so I won’t blame him directly

Rudy’s tache looking good, gone for the Gomez Addams And befitting our start we are 1-0 down

Well up from Sanderson