Hearing various players being described as the 'next Rooney', 'the new Denis Irwin', 'like Batistuta'. Signing the manager's agent's son. Roy Keane signing for Man U because nobody was around at Ewood.

Salt-N-Pepa - Let’s talk about sex

60ft Dolls - Happy Shopper

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage

Bad water - Jinjer

This was referenced in the most recent Botchamania: Ronda Rousey vs ...tables? ?

That forward line should worry them. The back line worries me.

I wouldn't be averse to seeing Johnson as captain (albeit off the back of one game). Longevity isn't worth anything if you get a proper leader in.

2-0 loss I’m afraid, Reed to score (sod’s law) I’d play: Walton Nyambe, Tosin, Lenihan, Cunningham Johnson, Travis Armstrong, Dack, Rothwell Graham I think we’ll see: Walton Bennett, Lenihan, Williams, Downing Johnson, Evans Gallagher, Dack, Armstrong Graham

Cowboy Bob Orton had hep C and bladed in a match against Undertaker. ‘Taker was not best pleased when he found out ?

Depends if he's realisitic about his ability and the players in front of him.

Harley Race dead at 76. RIP to one of the all-time greats.

Isn’t this your second spell Mike?

The Dudleys at Heatwave 99 can go into that category: Definitely NSFW

Peter Mayhew, best known for playing Chewbacca in Star Wars, has died. He was 74. RIP, you walking carpet.

George Orwell's 11 rules for a nice cup of tea

Nightwish - Ghost Love Score

Best - Gael Givet, if the story about him chinning K**n is true!

Losing 2-1 at home to an already relegated Nottingham Forest crushed me. Battering Crewe but losing the following season.

Normal for me. Depending on my mood/time available, I switch between Elite: Dangerous, Just Cause 3, and MGS V. It would be four if I could remember to put my Fallout 4 disc in the PS ?

Great news. Keep that fist pumping! "He's got double letters, he's got double letters, Elliott Bennett, he's got double letters"

Oh Jesus, my nerves...

HOLD!

Yeah, cos that’s what I said...? Anyway, welcome to Rovers, Ben ?