I like to think I have my finger on the pulse of the football world but I genuinely presumed Henderson had slipped into a silent retirement. Wharton aside how the hell is he getting back in the England squad? Walker too?! I felt optimism in a fresh approach with Tuchel but it’s like Southgate has picked the squad once again.

Suhail clearly doesn’t like it when the heat is turned on him. I’ve thought for some time that making his life uncomfortable would be the best place to start.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Dennis was one of the final straws for Eustace. He was probably assured we’d get a forward with championship pedigree in - you can only imagine Waggott giving it the biggun down Brockhall about ‘his’ coup. ‘I’ve even been able to land you Woodrow too!’. However no doubt a true football man like Eustace would know ED would offer fuck all in the run in after barely kicking a ball for years.

It’s four in seventeen. Yes it’s that bad. We’d be doomed without that 6 game winning run.

Fair play for putting in more effort than Todd Cantwell tonight, pal.

Travis always starts seasons on fire. By the end of each campaign he’s like a poor man’s Radosav Petrovic.

I thought Ismael was meant to be a bit of a hot head? He looks like he’s been hit by a fucking truck on the touch line tonight. Seen more life out of Todd Cantwell.

Stop the clocks: we forced their GK into a save.

Johansson may as well have had his slippers and pipe for tonight. Every single one of them at our once proud club should be fucking embarrassed.

1-0 down against relegation fodder, supposedly desperate for the play-offs, and I think we’ve touched the ball in their area once this second half. It’s entirely predictable yet absolutely inexcusable.

Sam Gallagher coming on. 2-0 incoming.

This superpower of ours to not even remotely threaten the opposition goal when losing really is so impressive.

We look like we could be here til next Christmas and not even create a chance let alone score. Absolutely fucking abysmal.

Prize for guessing who’ll be leading the charge on here for that…

4 wins in 17 is Mowbray death spiral bad.

Sorry, but it’s a circus on the pitch and he has to take a large portion of the blame. He’s had a couple weeks on the training pitch now and the boys look like they’ve just met pre-match (again).

Throw me in the ‘fucking concerned’ camp.

I know we’re a passive bunch but another shitter against Cardiff and IMO Suhail and Waggott are gonna start feeling the heat.

Dom Hyam is a tragic centre half when not coached through matches by an experienced pro next to him. Edit: see Superbrfc beat me to it.

Fuck me. Yet again, gifting absolutely terrible sides on awful runs, goals. Feels like game over already.

If data ever summed up a player it’s this for Dolan:

Indeed. Not to mention our major signing Dennis being rooted to the bench again despite Ismael banging on about him pre-match like he could be the second coming of Shearer. If he can make it to the summer with more red cards than goals it will be some achievement.

That is a horrendous lineup. Spineless to include Pears yet again too. Prove me wrong…

Once again - as it was at Derby (ha) - it is absolutely imperative not to give away the early goal. They are going to be edgy as hell given the results last night with the pressure firmly on. Wouldn’t it be fantastic for once to see us rise to an occasion such as this.

He’s gonna keep them up isn’t he. Probably relatively comfortably if they keep this up.