Hopefully Cantwell won't be a nobhead here.

I heard he once punched a hole in a cow, just so he could see what was on the other side of it. I also heard he has a fear of stamps, lights up in the dark and he doesn't have a mouth but has four arses.

I never got the reverence for The Smiths myself but then again I am probably too young. I like quite a few of their hits but they're not a band I idolise. Morrissey being a 24 carat cunt doesn't help.

Still not Cantwell confirmation, so that could be the higher profile player to not go through.

Probably my sleep deprived mind, but is Cantwell permanent or a loan?

Getting some Jamie Vardy type from non league, after scoring 300 goals in 2 seasons would be great.

I always preferred Pulp and Super Furry Animals myself.

We've been here so many times before. I'm expecting loads of deals to fall through and get some dodgy loans from Premier League teams to sort of patch up the squad, so at least 11 players over the age of 16 can start.

Our best hope is that the Burnley squad are all angry, worried and distracted by all the turnover of players. And Parker borrows Tony Mowbray's tombola.

How strong is this Parker rumour? I don't see anything about it. Either way, loads of players coming in and leaving is not good preparation for the derby game.

He almost managed Notts County, which was supposed to be taken over by North Korea, with a con man as the go between. It's a pretty mental story as you can imagine.

Looked him up, and he has the devil's haircut too.

Didn't Cantwell spit his dummy out at Norwich, giving it the big I am as well? If I'm remembering correctly, I'd never sign him.

It will be a big hooray for mediocrity. Like KHod said, first two albums were good but then the rest were reheated leftovers. The post Oasis music from the brothers have been pretty crap from little I have heard too.

Think we'll be absolutely bummed, with a terrible performance from Pears and the defence.

He could be another David May or Thingy Hoilett. Oh well, not our problem.

Just read the last page and I guess they won their case and we're stuck with those goons.

We need an effing keeper! Sort it out.

Good to see Sammie being a professional and not letting his standards slip.

Owen Coyle could manage another Lancashire club to add to the set.

Surprised Nottingham Forest haven't bid since they like having a squad of 250 players.

Saw a Rovers shirt in the crowd at Old Trafford.

How long will it be before Shrek goes back to the swamp?

A lot depends on the new signings being more Gyokeres than Telovic.

Still think we'll be relegated. Slow and old defenders, weak full backs and a few forwards who could be as bad as Telovic. Sammie will leave too.