Callum O'Hare would be great. We seem to take any ex Coventry player so it might as well be a good one.

Surprised we're not bidding for that other Japanese striker who was still playing at the age of 50 to be honest.

Looks like Steve Wright's simple minded brother.

Wear that to a derby game and both sides would want to slap you. I have no idea what kind of weirdo would wear that.

The logic that Rooney and Lampard should be considered because they screwed up in club management, and may be brilliant national managers is cretinous. "Oh, their mum gave birth to them on this patch of land instead of that patch of land excuses all those games they lost. They were good players so it will work out." A clown is a clown, whatever their first language or accent.

I think the likes of Hamburg and Schalke are in Bundesliga 2, and their stadiums were used for the Euros, and host massive concerts. So that would bump up revenue.

The fact Frank Lampard was even mentioned in a BBC article is horrific unless you are Scottish.

Just send him links to midget clown porn and Rick Astley videos.

If these owners are here in 5 seasons time, I would not be surprised if we are in League 2, and worried about relegation.

At least we got to see a victorious shootout. We need to use our attacking talents in attacking, and not midfield or defence.

If we did win this, it will be like when Portugal won a while ago. Absolute dog shit, but somehow blundered their way to the trophy. Southgate must still sod off even if we win it.

Made the right choice chilling out with a pint. Loser Southgate should go ASAP. Dickless wonder.

What if you don't know anyone called Jane?

I've just gone to a pub with no TV. Since I have had a good night's sleep so I don't fancy watching the game.

Rice chugs along for England but doesn't shine in the team. Mainoo tried to run at players and get things going at least. I'd drop Saka, Kane, Walker, Foden and possibly Rice. Palmer, Toney, TAA, Eze and Wharton in. That's if we have to play the same formation.

Southgate still needs to be binned.

No changes at 1/2 time. Cowardly.

God England are awful, and the crowd are letting them know. Southgate is an absolute donkey manager. My parents have a 13 year old dog, who is slow and arthritic who shows more energy than the English players.

He's obviously been on those funny mushrooms since retiring. He wasn't that good when he was here either.

This is probably why I'm not bothered about the Euros, waiting for the rugby championship to start again. We'll bore everyone to death.

Fit and proper people.

Faith No More-Mother Fucker

As you all probably know I live in Coventry, and when I told a friend Waggott was in charge, he gave me a look to say "oh god, that nobhead". He is despised by City fans.

Problem is that most English managers are pretty shit. Howe, Potter and O'Neil have done ok for middling Premier League teams, but have won nowt. Beyond those three we have no-one. Playing 'the right way' is not enough, and only picking an English manager forever will lead to failure.

O'Hare and Ndidi? Yeah right.