Norbert Rassragr

The Man U fans already want Amorim out. Maybe they can operate like Have I Got News For You and have a different manager every week. I'd tune in when it was Wayne Rooney's turn or Steve Kean was made Director of Football for a month.

In my youth, Frank Sinclair was a master of that kind of own goal. Hilarious for Chelsea's opponents.

Even saying what I did, glory supporters are tossers, I agree. Here in Coventry, I'd say the majority are Sky Blue fans, even after all the dramas they had. Attendances are up and down but you see most kids in Coventry City kits. All the west African immigrants I've worked with support either Arsenal or Chelsea. You'd hate Bedfordshire Mattyblue. I spent my secondary school and university years there, and all the big London clubs, Man Utd and Liverpool were supported. Only a couple supported Luton Town, and my dad knew one Bedford Town season ticket holder. Tottenham was probably the most popular London club.

Stoke really have been poop over the last few seasons, whoever the manager is. They're a career killer just like Manchester United are in the Premier League.

Nice to know I'm not a real fan since I was born in Barnet, and spent my early childhood abroad. This information could be useful in the future. I suppose if I put on a Lancashire accent, dress up like one of the Goodies and study the martial art of Eckie Thump, I might get away with it. I assume Upside Down is originally from the Blackburn area, but lives in either Australia or New Zealand so they're OK.

Maybe they can have Wayne Rooney then, and Almorim can go back to Sporting Lisbon where he was doing so well. A sort of returns policy.

Bruno Fernandes and Marcus Rashford need to be shipped out ASAP. They're like Murphy and Etuhu when they were here, stinking out the dressing room. So many players at Man United have terrible attitude.

Sunderland have been ok without creating much, whereas we've been dangerous on the break. Looks like a good crowd on the TV too.

Frank Lampard is bumming Wayne Rooney. There's some younger men involved too. Coventry 4-0 Plymouth at half time.

Imagine how much hype Alan Shearer would have had in today's football. He'd have been worth £400m if Mbappe and Haaland are worth £150m. And so many young football fans barely acknowledge he ever had a career, and have never even heard of Matt Le Tissier.

Gnome-Golden Fool

Hope they don't get that far. Kholi has just been fined in Australia for barging into a young Aussie making his debut. He can almost be as obnoxious and entitled as Indian cricket fans online.

I expect a draw or narrow defeat. We usually keep things tight but don't score many.

Man City were the first team he had that wasn't the tip top team, or 2nd at worst. Before him, Mancini had success and won a league or two, but weren't the juggernauts Barca and Bayern Munich are domestically.

At least it's an away game. He'd get some grief if it was at the Frank Lampard's Coventry Building Society stadium. Frank Lampard's Coventry City have suffered from not having experienced defenders since we bought two before Frank Lampard arrived. Frank Lampard needs to buy or loan some. Frank Lampard.

Pep usually kills players that have that bit of individuality and X factor, as they're subsumed into the system. The exception was probably Messi, but not many players are that good. Anyway, hope Plastic City stay humble.

The one in Whitby is good, but the owner is a prick.

Weather allowing New Zealand have won it already. England showing that they can be stupid and one dimensional when their all out attack method fails.

An incisive striker with pace would be nice, but we all know what'll happen. Maybe a desperate loan or two from the Premier League, and possibly Cantwell being sold. We can't be promoted as that'll bring more scrutiny to the Rao family.

Mark Robins would probably be my choice if he wants to move to London. Used to a tight budget and his teams play a decent kind of football. And I expect Leeds to get loans from Salzburg and Leipzig now they're part of the Red Bull family. Maybe they'll get Checo Perez from the F1 team, since they want to move him on 😄.

He's been a handbrake at best for any club he's worked at. He played his part in the decline of Coventry City and Charlton.

O'Neill is probably the next Steve Bruce. OK up to a point, but no top level manager. And definitely not an international manager that can win a trophy.

I've only got the Painkiller album, but it's the most gloriously over the top classic metal album I've heard. It's great.

Sounds really awkward and a bit like David Brent. I don't have anything to do with Twitter, but I can say it won't convince the fans. As I type, they're losing again. At least the rugby union team are top of their table.

Oh dear. You can guess the score at the Coventry Vs Cardiff game right now.