We'll sign some 22 year old forward on loan from a Premier League team. Someone who is a similar standard to Vale.

The Citeh midfield and defence were shambolic. The passing and organisation was worthy of an Owen Coyle team.

What the fuck is that Arsenal training shirt?

"The dog ate my contract" hasn't been used yet.

Maybe hair dye is really expensive.

Hard to call another a tin pot club when you last won something before World War One, or thereabouts.

Gueye may or may not be good, but he gives it his all, and loves playing the game.

They'd have to avoid relegation first. Years of coasting against teams of a standard like Plymouth breeds compliancy

He'll be our next manager if he is ok with minimum wage.

Eustace would be mental to go there. They'd sack him after a month.

Hijack the big screen and put up the side boob photo with the caption "Fit and proper owners"

Then we must sign him to nullify that.

My current mood about the future:

If only we signed some Jamie Vardy type from Solihull Moors or wherever. We'll go down next season for sure.

If he were to go, which washed up has been will we get? I'll say Nigel Pearson or Gary McAllister.

The bots and happy clapping quislings will be bigging up the mighty Bristol City and saying we should know our place.

And so it begins. Hopefully we have done enough to avoid a relegation battle.

We're in the Nathan Delfonso and Wes Brown part of the Venky's interest in the club, so when Eustace realises and leaves, we'll have the new version of Owen Coyle to take us down. Only the entire Rao family dying can save us.

I'm expecting a big loss. The midfield looks terrible, but with no depth and untested kids on the bench, it's probably the best we can muster.

I'm waiting until a revival of the mid 90s 4-4-2 makes a comeback, and all the fashionista stat gimps start foaming about a player like Stuart Ripley. Imagine the pointless numbers and percentages that they'd generate.

We're re-signing Chris Brown.

I'd take relegation to League 2 if it meant the Indian vermin would sell the club to someone decent and fuck off forever.

The fake big club Spurs are looking horrendous.

Terrorvision-Middleman

I presume away fans can check to see their car is ok at the other end. Isn't the stadium quite out the way and awkward to get to?