Displaced Rover

I used to sit near him in the BBE - some wild tales of efforts to get to overseas friendlies. I have no idea how anyone can then just sack it off for another club.

I don't know who is correct in the fat v injured debate but no one could look at Ennis (as he was on Saturday) and describe him as "lean". I don't think he has the sort of build that will ever allow him to look lean.

I can't imagine we've spent £850k on a keeper to warm the bench this season, especially when we're essentially potless. Although this is Rovers so who knows...

Tbf I wasn’t far off, he should have had 3… Thought he played really well overall. Unbelievably, he seemed to have much more physical presence than Gally

Fuck me I wish transfer window was closed. Wharton is pure class. He’ll dominate this league this season

Two really well taken goals. Really happy for the 2 scorers but think on the whole we haven’t been great. Travis put a superb shift in. Tronstad grown into the game, looks tidy as a DM but cant play an attacking ball to save his life. Get Wharton on and we’ll boss the rest of this game

Bloody love Brad. Still think he’d do a job

and our forward line is just about top 5 in League Two

Not a chance that ours is the worst in the league. Anyway - looking forward to rocking my third shirt tomorrow - just hope I'm not accosted as a Putin supporter on the walk to the ground...

I think our squad looks thin and destined for League One....Game of opinions isn't it. That said I am still looking forward to tomorrow and proper football being back.

3-0 Leonard hat-trick. Going to kick on and score 45 goals this year as we win the league by 25 points.

I think that's a class third shirt - love Sammy's acting as well 😆

We need someone on the ground at Brockhall to check JDT turns up for work today. Anyone got a bit of spare time?

He did look well off it but in fairness pretty much everyone was shite and simply blowing out the cobwebs. Also didn't help that they had a couple of insane trialists putting in some very robust attempted "tackles"

Difficult to say for me as a non-millionaire. For him though, he has enough money to be set for life already, so he’s in much more of a position to stick to his morals. Alas…

Jordan Henderson, champion of LGBT causes…except when offered £700k a week…

Accy had about 8 trialists all running around like headless chickens, scything down our players, trying to make a name for themselves (especially in second game). They'll never get another chance to play a team like Rovers in their careers in all likelihood.

Batty was well off it

Crap defending all round tbf

No

First half no. Second half he put himself about a bit and did ok. Might have bulked up a bit, looked slightly less lightweight than usual. Still don’t think he’s anywhere near good enough

Number 8 for them has been getting very worked up trying to climb out of Ash Phillips pocket.

No. Kaminski made a couple of decent saves though

I know it’s pre season but bloody hell that was a crap 30 mins. Vale and Markanday doing a very poor imitation of a professional footballer Edit: Thought injury break was half time - just finished now, still shit

Looking forward to getting piss wet through with you all this afternoon. Not sure I’ll see out both games if it’s really bad!