Congratulations. You have just won BRFCS.

Are you really that surprised? This is the club that does everything it can to make lifelong season ticket holders stop going.

Mahavishnu Orchestra - Birds Of Fire

100% Twice they have deliberately sabotaged any chance of promotion. It's funny how when we were in league one there wasn't a huge cutback on player wages and the like. Yet when they deliberately relegated the club from the prem that was all they talked about. All the club is to them is a means of debt laundering.

Total bollocks. Venkys never repair anything.

Maybe all those brainless Dingles mouthing off about how all three million of them were going to take the place over has had some repercussions.....

Three in the middle. Providing we have three to go in the middle that is

Rovers allow the manager to finish his contract then start looking for a replacement about a month after.

Make sure there's a massive premier league winners flag there. Show them what it is to win a proper league title.

We will be in the Championship. Any incoming money will be trousered. There will be at least one more "oopsie daisy" moment where a crucial transfer or whatever will fall through due to the deliberate incompetence of the senior management at Rovers.

What were the questions? 1. Is your wife/husband/partner a blood relative? 2. On a scale of 1 to 10 how attractive are your siblings? 3. You see a former Burnley manager's wife in the chip shop, what do you do?

That's a good game to start with though really. Its basically a free shot.

The playoffs were always in the hands of the coaching and playing staff. They didn't have the greatest grip on it but it has always been in their hands. What's made things really difficult for them is when the senior management deliberately try and knock it out of their hands.

Nah fuck that. Get him on the bull steroids and bulk him up.

Thank fuck that never happened.

Erm Ewood only holds 32000 so realistically only a third of the towns population can go to games.

Let's just be realistic. This is the club that can't even manage basic admin let alone a full squad rebuild.

As was said above, Bolton Wanderers will be in the Premier League before we are.

For this club with these owners a play off position is the absolute bare minimum as far as I’m concerned.

I think we all know it's more than just "incompetence"

Is that because you're lurking around at 3 am?

Not going to lie. I'd gladly spend a couple of years in League one if it meant getting rid of venkys.

Is there anything more humiliating than wearing a Burnley shirt?

We don't want to end up like Bolton though, do we?

I don't doubt that. If not then definitely the year after.