There's still thousands of tickets not released for sale, why? The demand is there and the club is constantly pleading poverty so why not get them all on sale?

The biggest thing that has improved his game this season is that the defence is solid. He hasn't had much to do in most games. He's good reflexes and a good shot stopper but his decision making is where it all turns to custard.

The Beatles - Got To Get You Into My Life

It's been a deliberate movement over the last 20 years by the brewing industry to close down the pubs and get people drinking at home. If you want to know what caused the closedown of so many pub, look no further than the breweries that ran them. Into the ground. Deliberately.

If Tuchel is gifted the draws that the wet lettuce was then England should be looking at winning easily.

I think after this complete debacle with the Dingle match ticketing we can now comfortably say that the club don't want to sell tickets and have large attendances.

That's assuming the club will sell people the tickets which at present they are trying their very best to not do.

We will be, just you wait.

If you can't shift 12000 season tickets at this club then you're a failure, simple as that.

That just sounds absolutely lovely.

@Tyrone Shoelaces@DeeCee Harringtons. Proper clobber.

I've currently only got a Merc one. Ben Sherman make a nice one also. I could never afford a proper Baracuta one, maybe one day.

Half arsed? They don't put anywhere near that much effort in.

This is the thing, to replace him with someone of equal or better quality will be beyond the budget constraints that have been imposed on the club by the owners.

Make sure you mix in a nice hefty dose of strychnine.

No comparison at all there. The lack of funding never stopped us from being ambitious back then. Now the deliberately imposed lack of funding is used as one of many excuses as to why we can't possibly even think about achieving anything as a club.

Either of those would be absolutely delicious.

In a coma?

Damn that's a real shame. How long till fat Frank gets the boot?

Hard as fuck me lad.

As with all these rumours, I'll believe we've signed someone when they're still here on 10th or 11th February.

It's not a prediction then is it, it's a wish.

What, 50p?

I must be due one soon then.

If you consider one of those Scottish Mickey Mouse Tins a major trophy then yes I suppose you're right. Actually, there is an ongoing discussion in the Premier League thread (the English one) about glory hunting plastic fans such as yourself. You couldn't wait to get in there and start beating your gums about Celtic. You've never answered the question as to why you choose to support Scotland's biggest club over any of the others, you just gave some cryptic non answering bullshit that a Tory MP would have been proud of. We know why the majority of people support Celtic and Rangers, it's because they're plastic glory hunters. Don't give up son, you really are the gift that keeps giving. Edit to add that there's actually three Scottish teams to have won major trophies, forgot about Aberdeen. 🎣