@Tyrone Shoelaces@DeeCee Harringtons. Proper clobber.

I've currently only got a Merc one. Ben Sherman make a nice one also. I could never afford a proper Baracuta one, maybe one day.

Half arsed? They don't put anywhere near that much effort in.

This is the thing, to replace him with someone of equal or better quality will be beyond the budget constraints that have been imposed on the club by the owners.

Make sure you mix in a nice hefty dose of strychnine.

No comparison at all there. The lack of funding never stopped us from being ambitious back then. Now the deliberately imposed lack of funding is used as one of many excuses as to why we can't possibly even think about achieving anything as a club.

Either of those would be absolutely delicious.

In a coma?

Damn that's a real shame. How long till fat Frank gets the boot?

Hard as fuck me lad.

As with all these rumours, I'll believe we've signed someone when they're still here on 10th or 11th February.

It's not a prediction then is it, it's a wish.

What, 50p?

I must be due one soon then.

If you consider one of those Scottish Mickey Mouse Tins a major trophy then yes I suppose you're right. Actually, there is an ongoing discussion in the Premier League thread (the English one) about glory hunting plastic fans such as yourself. You couldn't wait to get in there and start beating your gums about Celtic. You've never answered the question as to why you choose to support Scotland's biggest club over any of the others, you just gave some cryptic non answering bullshit that a Tory MP would have been proud of. We know why the majority of people support Celtic and Rangers, it's because they're plastic glory hunters. Don't give up son, you really are the gift that keeps giving. Edit to add that there's actually three Scottish teams to have won major trophies, forgot about Aberdeen. 🎣

They're just universal laws of football Matty.

Black Sabbath - Hand Of Doom

We don't have anyone that can kick the football into the net.

As a guy that doesn't bet, I'd put good money on us not bringing in any decent signings in January.

3-0 home win.

In all fairness it's like he's trying to stab someone with a deflated balloon. We have absolutely nothing up front, no matter what formation or tactics we try we're still completely impotent when it comes to putting the ball in the net.

Then you're a mega fan

Hopefully it leads to goals against the dingles.

Or like the last manager, sabotage the season as much as you can when he's got the club in the promotion spots.

I'm sure we can get a key player out the door that fast again. Incoming however.....