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Fortunately we've got precedent for turning transatlantic flights around. Duru... You're up!

Yeh I posted it as Hedges was injured. I fancy Kargbo against their carded full back.

Nobody knows me like you do

Put Kargbo on the left, move the right back forward and bring Miller on

Can we please sack Cantwell and his 30k off and sign 3 Swedish/Belgium plodders at 10k a week. A fast one, a strong one and an angry one

I personally think we should add more distance between Ohashi, Cantwell, Hedges and Kargbo - maybe that will work

Cantwell challenging his inner Tooth

I don't, and truth be told I'm not sure anyone at the club does either. One thing I do know is Cantwell has never grabbed anything by the scuff of it's neck

Very ignorant my end but is this defender West Brom have sold worth £10m? Unless my head's in the sand I don't recall him standing out?

If that's how you look for things I hope you don't cross busy roads often

More press statements than points

In the famous slightly abridged words of potentially one of the world's presidents, 'There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.'

Having never seen the man kick a ball, nor know anything about him beyond a cursory Google of 'fastest footballer' - I introduce to you Sirlord Conteh (great name). Plays both up front and on the right (big tick). No work permit required and only started 4 games for his club last year. He's Absolutely Rapid

Did you just get signal?

Our faithful fans keep blaming individuals for poor performances in a team sport once the PR changes. Imagine working in a high growth challenging role and every 12 months all your colleagues get replaced with work experience kids

A secondary frustration to Trav going Derby is how close some fans are to making the mental leap away from 'Eustace is a snake who wants our players' to 'Maybe there's something wrong with us if our ex manager and starting 11 all want to leave to a second rate team'

Let's play Blackjack with the player ratings, does anyone bust?

Why do young lads modify their cars Because fast is exciting

Nearly 50k a week in Cantwell and Gueye when you factor in sale values and losing their salaries... That's basically 5 Belgian second division players!

Quick add failed Hollywood ball and yellow card on your Buckley bet builder

Football is a very hard game if you can't control the ball first time, as evidenced by about 9 of the players playing tonight

That's good then, two wingers who can work hard to accomplish nothing Redo the club slogan, laborare pro nihilo Save money next time and sign a park runner - they're already out Saturday morning

2 nil down after 10 minutes in the 'Exclude from Auto Trader results' derby Need to buck up quickly!

GBE calculator shows him as exceptions, is that just for Scottish teams

Pululu's chairman actively shopping him about and hasn't received a formal offer yet £2 million solves all our woes