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Will they remember to turn the air con on on the bus?

I think if we could avoid conceding in the first five minutes that would really help

Lil. You're maybe getting yourself mixed up with the geezer who played the hulk. Ferrero Rocher.

The hotel receptionist is back in goal. He's been working really hard in training, and is now a beast master at picking the ball out of the net.

I'm not sure it matters if we play on grass paper or the lunar landscape. We are where we deserve to be in the table. Hughesy had a framed copy of the old Walter wintle poem out up on the wall at Ewood. Sooner or later, the man who wins, is "the man who thinks he can". We're short of belief, and sad to say, balls. I think we'll ship in a late one and lose. https://allpoetry.com/poem/8624439-Thinking-by-Walter-D-Wintle

Could possibly represent an improvement

Fair point.

Sorry don't think I can watch. Too painful

Yes, "we're a gashpit of thirteen years' worth of venky guano, and with the odd exception, there's rubber dinghy men on the pitch. We can't win for toffee, and we just keep getting worse. But we won't give up"

Next manager will probably be Gordon Brittas. Got a solid CV at that sort of level

If we do go down, What's the odds on back to back relegations? If we go down I think the very real risk is that we'll fall apart

And the worst thing is, the absolute worst bloody thing... I've seen the Tony Parkes video, it's a difficult watch. But that's someone who's given his life to rovers. Rovers, as his daughter says it's now the only thing keeping him going. But there's others there that need that connection with the club. And really, so many people, they love the rovers, it keeps them going. And these bastard's are just running us into the ground

Yeah, I'm no Eustace fan especially, but the rot set in ages ago. Does anyone else feel like the club is on the verge of collapse? It's just got that feel to it. The court case, the massive debt, the position in the table, the players being sold, the debt level. The lack of communication from the owners. Well he lucky to avoid relegation this year. If we do, then I can't see us surviving next year unless there's big changes. It just feels like the club is slowly dying

Jesus, should be looking up the table, top eight of form teams?! Shite slight, We've just lost (again) and we're a point off the drop. I did say before, if we fall into the drop zone, we won't be able to get out. Well we're real close now. Stoke apparently close to appointing pulis

Yes he is. And can I just say, he's an absolute bloody bore. Whatever they're paying him, it's far too much. The team played like Spartans. OK, so we didn't score all our penalties. But hindsight is a wonderful thing. I'd have preferred to win. But somehow we now have to pick ourselves up for a relegation battle

How poor was that ref? Dear me, he had a shocker

The stadium is a physical manifestation of the club, of its values. If Rovers were the religion, then Ewood is the temple. The kit is the vestements. Quite where that puts waggott and the venkys in this analogy, I'm unclear. The holy vestments have been defaced with the blasphemy of vape, the temple is falling into ruin and suffering the desecration of the ducting of the tape, and our best priests cast into exile to appease the Gods of Rupee. I assume their corporeal appointees are not made in their image. What sort of male God let's his tits fall out of his shirt? These are false idols and I suggest an exorcism. Or perhaps an enema

Hey no problem, I think people should be free to express how they really feel on here, within the guidelines. It's not good to bottle it up.

Win, lose, draw. It all leaves me cold. Looks like I'm not the only one given that there's just thirteen pages here. When's the next court hearing?

If anything is worse that we've got that bit of a cushion, because it may mean we do into bottom three plate on, and if that happens we just won't have the fight and the wherewithal to get out of it. I did think it would be next season that we go down, but despite the buffer, if we carry on as we are we'll eventually be caught

I'm fairly sure there won't be. We should have enough of a cushion to stay up this season with only one place left to play for. But we're so bad, I'm not totally sure. I think it's odds-on we'll hardly spend this summer. If the investigation is still on, then we may even seek sammie. In such circumstances it's difficult to imagine the worse teams than us. I'd have to go off grid for the Burnley games

It really does grieve me. They just do not care at all. Never mind that thousands of people will be heartbroken about this. How about taking some fucking pride in your job you doss bag of spilt fuck? But then I guess if you don't give a shit about your personal appearance why the hell care what the stadium looks like? It's bloody maddening really.

Oh man, don't do it to me, it's the hope that's killing me. If would be like a ten foot tapeworm dropping out of your back end and flushing it down the u bend to disappear forever. That's what Wankytash, fat Barry and Madame Bitch are collectively. A massive tapeworm sapping the life out of rovers

With apologies to Lennon and McCartney: I am crap as you are crap you're as bad as me We're in the shit togeter See how we scoff like pigs at a trough See the club die Fans are cryin' Sitting with my cornflakes Waiting for Duncan to come Corporation tie & shirt, stupid bloody deadline day Man, you've been a naughty boy You left the fax machine on [Gregg]:I am the eggman [Venky's]:Who is the eggman? [Waggott]:I am the walrus Goo goo a'joob Indian judge in court sitting Got our excuses all in a row See how they burn like a Zep' in the sky This is how the club's run We're tryin',we're tryin' We're tryin',we're tryin'