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I'm so sari!

Maybe we should show Bollywood Movies prior to the kick-off? Or have an Asian fashion show at h/t? Or maybe turn Ewood into an Asian ghetto? Or perhaps make the players wear turbans? Or maybe even treat them the same as the rest of the market? Nah!

Are we refusing to serve them foods at the minute then? That's disgusting, no wonder they're not turning up. "I only want a burger! Is it cos I is Asian?"

To be fair, Bellamy has also been quoted as saying that he's happy to play out there for the good of the team - although that same quote does also mention that he's not too happy there. Who cares? Not our problem anymore, but will probably be amusing to see how many bust-ups develop. And there surely will be some, there's too many dummy-spitters at that place.

Quality!

Well, I'm sure over the past few years we've had rather a few "let's bring in Hendry as defensive coach toss toss toss" comments. So, it's nice to see him doing so well in League 1, 3 points from 8 games, really showing his coaching credentials!

This MB definitely needs a metal-detector meter. It seems a widespread problem. Silvery and bronzy are picked up fairly easily but irony is missed by many!

You do need 4 decent strikers competing for positions. I'm sure he'll get plenty of playing time between now and January. Not got much else to say apart from how glad I am we got three points on the board, and players weren't played out of position. Think we need 2 or 3 wins out of the next four games though to get out of trouble.

"Matteo is just scum"? What's that all about?

Bloody hell, Souness didn't have them jumping in ice baths?! That's common knowledge that they aid muscle recovery. Radcliffe does it, English RU team does it, everyone does it. That's poor on Souness's part.

Oh whatever, I couldn't give a monkey's. I didn't tell you to shut up, I told you you were talking crap I seem to recall.

Sounds more like you came on here for a bit of a ruck. And to answer your question, I haven't been to many games, other than seeing some bum-kicking at QPR a few years back, I can't help.

Sparky in the LET: Oh no! Where have we heard that before! but ... Well, thank bu99ery for that! Thought we had GS mk 2 there for a sec!

I was miost amused when I went to Watford a few seasons ago. I went straight from work, dressed in a suit, tie and overcoat. Was captured on video. I must obviously be one dodgy-looking geezer.

If we go down, I'm blaming it on Edward III invading Scotland.

I still haven't heard this Blackburn Hooligans Joke! Does it start off something like: "A Rovers fan, and irishman and a scotsman, were down the pub trying to get the irishman's pickaxe out of a bystander's head when ..."

You *do* slag everyone's opinion - you go around picking fights and needling people with sarcastic responses. I'd only criticise someone's opinion if I thought they had a hidden agenda (or not-so-hidden in Jan's case), I don't tend to make a habit of it, as it doesn't suit my sunny disposition.

I'd love to have a job like that. "OK, the last bloke in made a bobbins of it, and we want you to sort out the mess. You won't have any budget to improve things until January, and if it's not sorted by May, you will have failed, but don't worry, we'll blame the last guy." What absolute balls. Some people are in danger of looking like religious zealots. They have a real boner for slagging Souness. Not that I have any time for him, but perhaps it's now time to move on. If Hughes operates to the standard template he'll start off with locking up the back-door, and then worry about scoring goals afterwards. But it hardly needs that as we aren't out of September yet! Bloody hellfire.

Yes, Souness was crap (for the last 12 months at least), but he was only in charge for the first four games. Yes, they're all his players, but guess what, the transfer window opens in January! Yes we're near the bottom, but we've only played five games. If we go down and you blame Souness I can only think you're being extraordanarily petty and vindictive.

Perhaps it needs circumcising?

So, everyone's sad to see Graeme go, then?!

What's the betting we play Matteo at left back, de Pedro up front, Gresko at right wing and Short in goal?

Oh, stop being a painful get, effing honestly. Whine whine whine muddy funking whine. Give it a rest, dude!

Souness is on a 5 year deal at Newcastle, don't think it's rolling. Could be expensive to terminate, that! :-))

I do hope they're the bendy disposable ones.