Over 30 is past-it? Ouch!

Oh give over! Using stats like a drunk uses a lampost - 3 mill extra a year is actually quite a lot (if those stats are true). And during that time Bobby has won sod all but we've landed a trophy. Minds like concrete.

There's a story in the Mail that Bruce is after the Newcastle job. Hahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a parting shot.

Everton also wanted him! Oi! Moyes! Find your own pigging players and stop copying us! It's like being back at school.

I still can't believe he's gone, oh happy day. It's made my month, it really has. Either Graeme is a top-class salesman or Bwucie is a top mug.

Or perhaps they wanted him to appear in the Sport?

I didn't see either, but I'm guessing Newton or Crompton. I didn't see enough of the main contenders to comment/ vote.

Oh for gawd's sakes, he was always trying to get Yorke out of the door. He was hardly going to say: "Yorke is a workshy toothy ukelele-fiddler who's no use to anyone, he's history here." was he? Because it would hardly have had clubs queueing up for him, would it? Come on, Souness has been here 4 years now, you should know how he plays the game. Or are you just seeking a good moan ("Blackburnitis")? PS: How can a player brought in on loan be a "panic buy"?!

Don't come up with reasonable points like that Manchester Blue, Rovers fans need something to moan and fret about, preferably something that's complete twaddle and can't be proved. He's terrible this Souness, isn't he? Falling out with players, "Jolly" Jack Marshall wouldn't have done it tut tut tut tut tut tut!

How does that work then when Dickov is the more experienced striker who has scored 2, and has not even played the full 90-minutes in all four games?!

5 million I heard.

I can see it now - a set of tombstone gnashers looming out of the gloaming, a fair-skinned English rose on her bike, the panic as Yorke flips about and trips over the bike, almost letting the girl get away, before using his clever "It's looks like I'm not closing down but actually I am" technique, and shagging the grunny out of the bike ... before making his way off on the cycle.

So where has the little git gone - Celtic or Brum? I'm sure it's a puzzler for him = Birmingham, where he can renew his special relationship with the fans or Celtic where it gets a bit nippy and some of the grounds are poor. Not that I care - he's off and I'm so relieved.

Why? They won't even be at the ground. Opposition fans will wonder why we're more concerned with little Burnley (not even in our division) than with them. Weird obsession.

Please not the Burnley banner, for Ethels sakes'. So embarrassing.

You've got some brass neck. Sturrock for PM!

I have absolutely nothing against Newcastle as a place, their fans (apart from the violent gits) or the team, but I really hope the whole thing goes nips up for them now. Freddie Sheppard (think I've got the right Freddie there) really is an odious little s0d. I think the whole premise (spend far too much money for starters) has got the whiff of disaster about it. And I think Bobby is well off out of it. The way he's been treated is nothing short of disgraceful.

Better than being involved in a scooter launch ...

Right, this is good news. All we need now is a new right-back, a couple of central defenders, a right-winger until Thompson comes back, a central midfielder who can put tehir foot in, and a decent all-round striker! No worries.

Do you have a sense of humour, Janice. Good grief. First you take my jibe about women knowing nothing about football seriously (and Flopsy jumps on the bandwagon to make a pathetic little jibe - natch), now this! I guess accountants aren't renowned for their hilarity, but this is taking the biscuit. "For those WITH a brain ..." oooh, get you!

Probably not. He was probably just trying to keep you happy and stop ragging him.

Are we thinking of teh same game? 1-0 up at half-time, through Windy Wilcox?

Remember losing 4-1 to Wimbledon, that was bad!

Yep - this Norwegian crud is really starting to get on my knockers. Big time. Jog trotting Emerton was a fantastic dribbler (when you dribble, you spill!) when he came from Feyenoord, with two fungal feet. But now he struggles to find a melon in a cart, and has been a right poof this year. Anyone else want to translate?

Because he was virtually picking the team in his last year. Didn't want to play with Sutton, wanted to partner Newell instead, who wouldn't steal the glory, but who would tee up Shearer instead. Anyway, why should we be his testing ground? He could make all his mistakes here then go to Newcastle and be a good manager for them 2/3 years down the line ...