Tyrone Shoelaces

For some reason back in the day I always thought she was carrying a bit of timber compared with other women in music. Now she looks pretty normal in that film. Just shows how we’ve all got bigger over the years.

I would have thought they’d be on their best behaviour today, relatively speaking of course. It’s when you play them at Luton that you’ll need to take your boxing gloves. We got a 0-0 draw there last season I think but it was awful to watch. They just wanted to fight us and the ref let them get away with it. It was like the old days in the Rochdale Amateur League Div 2.

No, it was an old pro called Stephen Dawson. We were losing 2-0 at one point but managed to steal a draw with a late goal and a really weak MGP free kick that their goalie miss judged completely in time added on. We were beyond poor. I came away really down hearted, we’d shown absolutely nothing and Dawson had bossed the game.

It was really terrible. I came away from the game depressed. The Rochdale lad was way better than either of them. I’ve forgotten his name but he later moved to Scunthorpe. The lad was called Stephen Dawson and he was an experienced lower league journeyman but he was way too good for Lowe and Marrow. He made them look like amateurs.

He was really bad. I remember going to a pre season friendly at Rochdale. They had a lad playing in midfield that ran rings around both Lowe and Marrow,

If they used “ there “ when it should be ” their “ no wonder they were shite.

The first time I saw Lowe play I couldn’t believe how bad he was. All the things you look for in a pro footballer - he had none of them.

I think Szmodic might be on the bench tomorrow. That’s what managers do these days.

You’d think they’d have Ayala locked in a bank vault only to be brought out on match days.

Chief Drone Pilot.

If it was the old Dack he might. However we still await the return of the old Dack.

Correct decision making at speed under pressure is what separates the average players from the top class ones. Khadra’s decision making wasn’t that of a top player. He got more wrong than he got right. I remember watching New Zealand v Australia at Rugby League. Australia were losing by about 2 points with 10 seconds of the game to go. They mounted an attack were about 6 players all handled the ball. Each player had to decide when and where to pass, which player to pass to. Pass inside or pass outside etc. This was all done at amazing speed and every player in the move got the critical decisions right. If any one of those players had made a mistake the move would have broken down. Result - a match winning try in the corner.

I agree he’s not normally a finisher but he’ll get his share and he’ll make goals for other people. A massive up grade on Gally.

They used to excuse Scholes when he committed a bad foul. “ He doesn’t know how to tackle “. Bollocks - he knew exactly what he was doing.

He blew hot and cold too much for me. Nothing changed there.

I’d have been a lot more put out if Buckley had have gone to Bournemouth instead of Rothwell. If Buckley can sort out his ability to attract needless cards he could easily play at the top level in the future.

You are talking about Rothwell here aren’t you ?

Buckley is set up to have his best season this time. He just needs to cut out the silly, pointless bookings he picks up all the time. Tripping somebody up from behind on the half way line doesn’t make you a hard man.

With plenty of end product. Players who can carry the ball from the middle third to the last third can kill you but they need to be able to use the ball when they get there.

When we discover the new Bryan Douglas I may change my mind. Ton Finney, who was in the Dougie league as a dribbler, used to tell a story about his time as an apprentice. He was getting a reputation even then as a great dribbler. One day the trainer took him to one side. He said “ I’ll have a bet with you Tom. You see young George stood thirty yards away ? I’ll bet I can get the ball to him before you can “. Tom said “ You’re on.” The trainer said “ At the count of three. One, two, three, go “. Tom set off with ball but before he’d gone 5 yards the trainer had just passed the ball to the other player. He said “ I win Tom. “ Finney said he never forgot that lesson.

He’s still not returned from a serious injury. Avoid.

Correct. If the runner loses the ball he’s usually on the wrong side of the ball defensively. If the passer has a pass intercepted he’s always still on the right side of the ball defensively.

Good.

The only problem with that is as soon as they are anything like good enough to star in the Champ some club further up the food chain comes along to take them off our hands. Sometimes they are taken before they even get that far.

We need to be playing Ayala in a bubble wrap kit.