Same thing happened to my grandson’s Xmas present. He sent it back.

I’m trying to figure out what we’ll be collecting next season. We’ve had a go at collecting midfield players. Last time it was wingers. What next ? Strikers ?

It’s like I said before - it doesn’t matter who comes in. Rovers are a zombie club under this shower.

Thanks Tony. That made difficult reading. The aggregate score must be the lowest ever. Picking our man of the match must have been very easy.

We did our best but they were just too good, too fast on the counter for us.

And you came back for more ! I had a pal who was a City fan and he reckoned that was the best they played through out that cup run including winning the final.

If we were playing them tomorrow I’d want a two goal start.

When did we last play with that level of intensity ?

Did you watch Forest tonight ?

I’ve just watched the team that’s going to win the play-offs give Liverpool the fright of their lives.

Fulham, Bournemouth, Forest.

Apart from Nyambe’s heading ability I would agree with you.

He’ll be gone. The question will be do we see any of the money ?

Talking purely as a right back Nyambe is much better. Just as Lenihan is better as a centre half. If you were a winger who would you rather play against ? No contest really.

I don’t think that’s the case at the moment.

Just reading Posh had 8 shots on goal with 40% of the ball. QPR had 1 shot with 60%. Sounds like Rovers.

Any manager that can get a team to third in the league with Amari Bell playing every week must have something about them.

I watched a programme the other day about drink driving. They had a guy wearing “ beer goggles “ that are blurred and reproduce the effect of having had a few pints. He was trying to drive a car. When I see some of our passing I think the players are wearing “ beer goggles “.

Not fit to lace Berkovic’s boots. What is his proper position just out of interest ?

I think we need a transplant surgeon to work with Gally. I’ve come to the conclusion that his feet are on the wrong legs.

The more I think about this I’ve come to the conclusion that it doesn’t really matter who we get. When the whole club is set up for failure, and more to the point used to failure, no one man is ever going to pull it around. January being a classic example. We’re in the best position we’ve been in since the chicken chokers rocked up and what do we do - sign five bits and pieces players who haven’t done a tap between them. Souey signed one class act, Berkovic, who propelled us to promotion. I rest my case. Sorry, Giles has one assist.

The only ex player that has done anything as a manager here was Mark Hughes. That’s unless you count Tony Parkes. I don’t care if they come from the dark side of the moon as long as they know what they’re doing.

Some of our recent performances have been right down there. Yesterday for a start. I couldn’t stand Coyle from day one but let’s have it right - they gave him a handful of magic beans to spend in the transfer market. He didn’t get to spend £7mill and then £5mill on two strikers.

Every day that goes by it’s getting less of a step up. Plus the massive “ added degree of difficulty “ that is working for the chicken chokers.

The players have probably heard it all before to the extent that they are no longer listening to anything he says. They appear to be just going through the motions and waiting for him to leave.