Did they pick Speedie up on the way? Oh how I wish he was 30 years younger.

He should be put on the dangerous dogs list. According to some medical info, human bites are among the most infectious bites you can get. A life ban should be imposed for it.

Are they playing the blind school? Oh next best thing it’s Portsmouth.

So Ridsdale, nothing changes with him. Complete shite emits from his gob!

After the incident I put on the BBC Football web site "Is Osmajic from Transylvania" The took it off because they said it was offensive. I don't think they understood the humour.

The FA seem to be dragging their feet as regards a punishment.

Fleetwood Mac - Man Of The World

It would be a laugh if they went after Simeone

The Beatles - Get Back

We can only hope

I think that it’s obvious that the players control what goes on regardless who the manager is. It’s been that way since Fergie left. Long May it continue. Reminds me of the days of Docherty, Atkinson, O’Farrell, Sexton and McGuiness. The only managers who have installed fear into this shower have been Busby and Fergie.

I think it’s wonderful that the scum don’t get away with things like they used to in Whisky Noses days. Very refreshing. I also think Lizard Martinez is well named, he’s one slimy barsteward

Of course not, but now he’s a small fish in a big pond, whereas here he was a big fish in a small pond relatively

The next load of shite is the remake of Day of The Jackal. It says on the trailer “Based on the book by Frederick Forsyth” It has as much to do with the book as our cat.

With Delap getting two up to now and the form he’s shown, I can see Sami becoming a bench warmer. I hope not for his sake though.

T Rex - Ride A White Swan

And yet the ref gives a load of verbals to Yuki

Much to do with whoever our goalkeeping coach when you hear Raya’s comments. "Inaki just completely changed my style of being a goalkeeper, to be more proactive and anticipate stuff that has not happened yet," said Raya "If you see me at Blackburn and then after I signed for Brentford, it's two completely different goalkeepers."

A basket case of a club if you have the likes of Jonathon Walters making decisions

It would indeed especially as I have to live amongst the Nobbers!

Neil Diamond - Forever In Blue Jeans

I had two British passports in the 80’s. If you had a South African stamp in your passport you weren’t allowed into many Middle Eastern countries, hence the need for another. On the upcoming Finland game, a good Finnish friend once told me that Finland is very good at individual sports but no good at team sports. He said the Finland football team would be great if they had 11 balls.

How can Carsley not realise that Wharton would be far more effective than Mainoo?

Obviously. At least we know not to rely on you in a war then.

Dire Straits - Calling Elvis