If they think it’s unrealistic then don’t buy him then, simples. Oh you better send your Ipswich mate an atlas as his knowledge of geography is crap.

What happened to the steel bands that used to be at all the Windies tests? The only time you hear them now is on the signature music for "Today at the Test" on BBC TV

The Mamas and The Papas - Monday Monday

“And ultimately for 1st team cricket Yeah right Paul, I’ll believe it when I see it.

Time for Crawley to be gone.

I wonder who will be potted first, Kompany at Bayern or Parker at Burnley? For sure neither will be given the time St.Vincent was given at Burnley. My mate in Munich tells me the majority of Bayern fans are very underwhelmed with Kompany. A ticking clock for both I reckon.

Bob Dylan - It’s All Over Now Baby Blue

Why not build social housing on brown field sites then?

David Gray - Babylon

I’ve been over the Turini many times on a Monte but it looked much different today that it did in winter

I presume the suppliers have requested payment by Pro-Forma invoice then? The company I work for had many customers who had to be put on Pro -Forma because of habitual late payment. Half are still going and got themselves onto some kind of level playing field, but the other half eventually went into liquidation and we lost thousands. If this is the case with Rovers I would be very worried.

We shouldn't complain too much, especially when you see the new Chelski shirt.

The Venkys get life.

Done

More like “Don’t panic don’t panic Captain Manwairing Maggot”

Good enough for England but not for Southgate!

A report in one paper today says that Man City, Bayern Munich and Real Madrid are showing interest in Adam Wharton. It shows that some of Europes leading clubs can see the lad has a special talent at such a young age but Southgate can’t but always plays safe.

New manager should obviously be Gary Neville. He seems to know everything about football.

We will win when the year ends in 66 oh just remembered we lost the Battle of Hastings in 1066

Bellingham will get some stick when he gets back to Madrid.

We lost- that’s how history will record it. Yet again.

Walker nowhere for both Spain’s goals

He’d probably turn out if we sent him some meat and potato pie and mushy peas. Same for Sir Wesley Hall, but that may be pushing it as the great man is 86. it is testament to how great some of the West Indies players were when you consider how many are Knights of the Realm.

Sad to see how poor the West Indies are compared to the greats of the past, many of who played in the Lancashire League. Maybe Sir Vivian should have a word with the current crop.