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It has been a shit show ever since Venkys walked in the door. Haven't you noticed?

I didn't quite understand the thing they kept doing making them pick the ball up out of that net thing i thought it was something that only we had to do.

This made me laugh, even though it's about Rovers 😞

Val has basically told us that the current available team can't compete at this level (I agree with him, but it's probably not the most encouraging thing for the players to hear!). Seeing as the transfer window is open, the fact we are not desperately trying to bring a couple of players in who can play on Saturday suggests we are basically throwing this match and the next few until some players are back. Makes you wonder how bothered they are about whether we get relegated or not.

Exactly, just release the whole call at this point. The short clips are just dull and there's not been anything that damaging from those clips. Still can't fathom why a prank caller would get through to them and decide to ask about our reserve GK. Doesn't make any sense. Ask whether they are willing to sell our captain and then there would be uproar from the fans if they were trying to flog him. Hard to really care what has been said about selling a second rate GK.

On the plus side, if the Watford fans have any songs to sing about old Val, he'll be able to hear them loud and clear.

From 7th in May, just missing out on the top six, to desperately watching the Pompey score in January to see if we slide into the bottom three on the back of a one win in twelve league run. These must be the exciting times Rudy was talking about.

Has the background story to these clips appeared anywhere? A suggestion as to when recorded, who the other voice is and perhaps most pertinently why they're being released now?

1-1, terrible keeping

1-1. Keeper clanger

If that stays the same I think that's that for us. The manager has clearly given up in any game for the foreseeable future because we won't have players back and there just isn't the fight in the squad needed to bail ourselves out.

Bottom three, two points from safety. We’re not getting back out.

Now 2 points behind Norwich and 3 behind Pompey. It's game over folks

That does rely on the assumption we wouldn't have somehow screwed up both situations, which isn't an assumption I'm hugely confident in. Also technically five points as we did get one against Ipswich at Ewood in the end. Should have been three, but, y'know... screwed it up. Or I guess it's four points as we also got a point from Wednesday.

The Rudy files are on clip 4 on X,

If Portsmouth win this it puts us in a big hole

Pompey 1-0 up at Watford

LIVE DISCUSSION

I would say that it's impossible for any professional in a negotiation to sell a player to bring up that the team is prone to losing when that player is on the pitch. However, this is the same club that said Gueye didn't train properly and had the captain laughing at him in a widely circulated video - whilst we were trying to sell him - so who knows.

I’d need to hear the full call, because I’m fairly sure even Gestede would want to know who he was talking to before going into any of those details regarding players. Plus that negotiating is like what someone on work experience would do.

Rover 0-3 Watford Men against boys in the Ewood Park morgue. Ismael sat at the side without a clue having already given up on the game not giving the slightest damn and leaving the squad out to dry.

May just be me but I'm finding those prank calls very underwhelming. You get through to Pasha and Rudy and decide to ask about Aynsley Pears! Why not ask about one of our best players - Cantwell, Tronstad, or Hyam (at the time). Plus the clips are around 30 seconds long. Missed opportunity to really stitch them up.

Brilliant performance. Very enjoyable! Start them all vs Watford 🤣

Had an amusing moment with my little girl who has just turned 3, still trying to grasp numbers and negotiating etc. Me: Right 5 more minutes of playing then we've got to start getting ready for bed Her: *stares me dead in the eyes*...... No....Three Not that this story is relevant to this thread in anyway just thought I'd share.

He’s a master something for sure.