[Archived] Venkys ITV Interview

[Speedie Dived]

What about sat on a bench in a beige overcoat reading a newspaper with obvious holes cut into them?

You know, so he can spy and that.

With his fake glasses and nose popping through the paper?

[donnermeat]

With his fake glasses and nose popping through the paper?

You just took it up a level. Touche.

[rebelmswar]

"Listen very carefully, I vill say theese only wonce"

[AllRoverAsia]

I think _786 has been transferred to RoversTalk - see Supporters Sites thread....

[BPF]

I hope he comes back. His comic relief is needed. I can't read that E-mail without laughing. It is comedy gold.

[Pedro]

Only just read the email. Please don't ban him because moments like that are priceless and there's no way that he has doctored that email

On another note, I just watched Glen's interview on ITV and couldn't help but think that whoever brought the photo of Tim Flowers got the wrong end of the stick

[BPF]

Only just read the email. Please don't ban him because moments like that are priceless and there's no way that he has doctored that email

On another note, I just watched Glen's interview on ITV and couldn't help but think that whoever brought the photo of Tim Flowers got the wrong end of the stick

I can't watch the ITV clip in the USA but the image that creates is priceless. Some guy was just holding a picture of Tim Flowers?

[roverwhelmed]

I can't watch the ITV clip in the USA but the image that creates is priceless. Some guy was just holding a picture of Tim Flowers?

It is pinned to a bunch of flowers.

[booth]

Could 786 be an Alice Bot?

http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Just try talking to Alice at the above. Uncanny!

Me: how is amit?

ALICE: Fine as far as I know.

Me: will venkys sell to qataris?

ALICE: Good chance.

Me: has that FA letter been doctored?

ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.

Me: you're going to get banned if you carry on

ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. I will try.

Me: seriously, ste b is going to ban you

ALICE: And going to ban me is ste b.

Me: yes

ALICE: Ayuh.

Me: just stop it

ALICE: Ok I will stop ste b.

Me: no don't stop ste b, stop being an idiot on brfcs

ALICE: Right on.. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me: don't do it at all!

ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me: you aren't listening are you

ALICE: Do I look like it?

Me: no you don't

ALICE: Yippee!. I guess not.

Me: are venkys at ewood park?

ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.

[BPF]

ALICE: I like the way you talk.

judge: Thank you.

ALICE: Don't mention it.

judge: Do you like the way I talk?

ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it.

Technology has come so far.....

[yoda]

ALICE: I like the way you talk.

judge: Thank you.

ALICE: Don't mention it.

judge: Do you like the way I talk?

ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it.

Technology has come so far.....

Just been trying to get alice to say cocco is the worst manager in the world

interesting replies!

[sharpysharps]

Just had a very interesting conversation which ended in this...

judge: What do you think of Venky's chicken?

ALICE: I like Tom Hanks

[den]

Keans getting fed up with the "few fans who keep having a pop".

I Might break a lifetimes trait tomorrow and give him both barrels.

[yoda]

Just had a very interesting conversation which ended in this...

judge: What do you think of Venky's chicken?

ALICE: I like Tom Hanks

the difinitive answer

[rebelmswar]

Keans getting fed up with the "few fans who keep having a pop".

I Might break a lifetimes trait tomorrow and give him both barrels.

I think I have some buck n' ball carts that I can get to you in time.

[gumboots]

Keans getting fed up with the "few fans who keep having a pop".

I Might break a lifetimes trait tomorrow and give him both barrels.

How many's a few? If it were just those on here, it would be more than what I and most others would call a few. And if we lose tomorrow, Kean, I think the fence sitters might just fall of on my side and you'll find it's far more than a few, however you define that word.

[Rovermatt]

Keans getting fed up with the "few fans who keep having a pop".

As if there's no reason for supporters to be upset. How may wins has he had in a year? 6 is it?

[phildinio]

ive fallen out with alice

You said: how is steve kean as a manager?

A.L.I.C.E.: Fine as far as I know.

[koi]

well this is the response I got to my question:

ALICE: Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat.

[he6rt6gr6m]

From the Qatar thread My link

Direct copy of his post (he bolded the sentence in the middle)

That is bloody awful. If he's illiterate or English is his second language, then I can understand why this might be seen as correct in his eyes.

My grammar and spelling is far from perfect, but even from my standards, that is a laughable attempt to pull the wool over anyone's eyes. That should have had him banned there and then.

[booth]

Venkys stooge?

[John]

Whatever happened to their ITV interview?

[Kelbo]

Whatever happened to their ITV interview?

Like all cowards, they ran away!!

[Stuart]

All talk of this seems to have disappeared with 786er.