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[Archived] Steve Kean advises QPR

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rhodie Premier League

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Ha. "Boardroom coup"! :lol:

What`s also annoying is the "Fifth in the championship" that they all go on about, it was the fifth game of the season and seeing as we were the newboys from the prem we should have been top. :rover:

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Redknapp's gonna owe Kean a few favours when they go up this season.

:lol:

Just a coaching job will do nicely 'Arry.

A reference?

Drop my name into a press conference?

Don't press 'voicemail' when my number comes up on your mobile?

'Arry? 'Arry...?

What`s also annoying is the "Fifth in the championship" that they all go on about, it was the fifth game of the season and seeing as we were the newboys from the prem we should have been top. :rover:

Even more annoying - that article says 'third'!

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Love the way in the two times he's surfaced he mentions Rhodes, taking the credit etc, pretty sure he fancied a bit of cox rather than Rhodes at the time and Team Kean where only involved when 2 Million mistake Shaw was sent in to tie things up.

But as they say History is written by the victors and Team Kean have surely come away from the scam as winners (all FA approved of course).

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What`s also annoying is the "Fifth in the championship" that they all go on about, it was the fifth game of the season and seeing as we were the newboys from the prem we should have been top. :rover:

I know! and media keeps "forgetting" that he was the "man" responsible for taking us down...

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Watch your back 'Arry !

Just shows Kean for what he is, a wordsmith. He can wrap his tongue around any cliche or quote at a seconds notice. It's what got him the job in the first place and what kept him in it so long. I wish some club would give him a job then he can be exposed yet again for the fraud he is otherwise his smug boat will keep surfacing in the press until he is on our screens full time in some capacity the ######.

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I like to look on the bright side and think that K@!# is only talking to the press cause he's not getting any job offers and he's desperate to keep himself in the spotlight.

I'm not sure. I'd wager that he talks like that to everyone in his life. Imagine the scenario;

Keys turn in the front door of the Kean household.

Mrs Kean dashes for the liquour cupboard knowing that the bald headed buffoon she married is about to enter. She gets the wrong cupboard and realises her desperate lunge into the cupboard has only provided her with a bottle of Brasso. "Sod it, anything to take the edge off".

Kean - "Morning love. Just taken the dog for a stroll. Quite an eye opener. The first half of the walk was very one paced and pedestrian. I sat Buster down at the half way stage and i laid it out in simple terms. During the second half of the walk i wanted him to pick up the pace and expolit some of the open spaces on the park"

Mrs Kean - "Oh right dear. Well done. You must be tired out after that. Why dont you go up for a lie down?"

Kean - Lie down? Don't be daft love. I admit that i did work my socks off out there, but as i always say to the lads, give me your all and i promise to make you better players"

Mrs Kean - "Which lads Steve?"

Kean - "The lads on Football Manag.... oh never mind babe. Anyway Jerome is coming over in a while. He has got a few investment opportunities to run by me. Got to keep my finger on the pulse."

Mrs Kean - "Thats good dear because the bank balance is looking a little depleted at the moment."

Kean - "There is always someone worse off dear. You should see the accounts of Blackburn Rovers! - Anyway, i might just sneak in a quick half hour on Sonic The Hedgehog. I'm going to be straight with you dear, it might get ugly in there. There are no easy games at this level and after the luck i've had i'm really going to have to roll my socks up and show that Dr Robotnik who's boss. The trouble is, for a big lad he's very good with his feet"

Mrs Kean - "Yes dear"

Kean - "Right Robotnik - You might think you're too good to go down but you're not. I'm going to take this one ring at a time and destroy you with prolonged and concerted pressing high up the pitch. My sheer pace will lure you out of position and then i'll strike. Oh bollards!! He's done me like a kipper. Babe!?! Babe!?! Babe!?! BABE!!! That bloody Robotnik caught me on the break again. I attacked him with vigor and verve but if anything i think i struck him too well. I had the game by the scruff of the neck and i entered his metaphorical penalty area at least 15 times. I think everyone could see what i was trying to do here and most would agree that Sonic just isn't getting the rub of the green. I need to get this monkey off my back"

Mrs Kean - "Sorry about that dear. You couldn't get the top of the paint thinners for me could you?"

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