Upside Down

Bollocks. He didn't move at all. The laziest player I've ever seen in my life.

So the truth does hurt after all.

I think you're right there. I don't like the connotations of that letter, it has an air of jingoistic nationalism to it. I'm sure we've played many a game on remembrance day before.

November? But I want it now!

Alias. Top game.

Maybe they realised they were shit so they didn't bother.

John Cooper Clarke - Twat

What about them shinnys though...

If he's the ref then you know who's side he's on.

Would definitely be up for a short sleve version also.

As poisonous as the owners are, they didn't play Bradley Johnson as a false 9.

I'm going to bet that Rovers and Waggott in particular will want nothing to do with paying employees a livable income.

My expectation for Waggott are about as low as can be and he still fails to meet them.

Maybe you could ask the club if Tony left a spare tombola behind.

Spot on

Nah he was 10/10 every match. How dare you speak such blasphemy!

That's got to be a public flogging at least.

David Beckham never hit a corner past the first defender.

Just a proper game of football. End to end and full of excitement. Shove yer tactics up yer arse.

Mr Pint?

Gerry & The Pacemakers - How Do You Do It

In the words of George Carlin: I believe that flags are symbols, and I'll leave symbols to the symbol minded.

Those sorts of things can affect the taste quite a bit. For example if you have a scotch whisky that tastes like a mix of jet fuel and urine then a wee drop of warm water can totally change it and make it fit for human consumption.

Not even a free sticker? Damn.

Even less so these days.