Upside Down

Great highlights from a fantastic game. Tugay totally bossing the game and showing he was absolutely world class. This was probably one of my favourite seasons. Back in the Premier League and won the League Cup. Proper stuff.

There is some absolute gold there.

Fleetwood Mac - Jigsaw Puzzle Blues

Sophistication personified.

Roxy Music - Mother Of Pearl

Did you have any ginja?

I'm sure he'd find a way.

Fair do's, but let's not also start pretending that Mowbray didn't waste a lot of talent with his bullshit ideas and team setups.

Three signings is half of what we need. One of them better be a good left back.

So I spoke to my mate about this. He said some bollocks about sevilla being a real club for him to go to. I told him to fuck off and that Diaz was already at the best club in the world.

But the burning question is what wine do you have lined up for after the game?

He'd have to be on the pitch first.

Penny to a pound there will be no contingency in place whatsoever.

We should have done more to capitalise on the diaz mania but that would have taken brain power and effort.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens in a transfer thread when there are no transfers. By the way, weren't we supposed to be talking about crisps and biscuits?

Fuck off West Ham.

Have not. Never were. Never will be.

Optimistic time. Rovers win 3-0 with a Dack hat-trick.

Milner? Do they cryogenically freeze him between appearances now? He must be what, 40/50 years old now?

I can still remember when we signed him. "Rovers have just got Tugay for the price of one guy" In reality he was worth about ten guys. Absolutely world class.

Apparently we don't want anyone at all

Yes, they can run Real Madrid into the ground and bring them down to our level.

My mate is from sevilla I will get his thoughts on the subject.

Well I'm sure whatever he concentrates his efforts on will be a complete disaster. The man is as much use as a chocolate tea pot. Maybe that's why he makes such a good brew.....

That is exactly what the plan is. However, the total ineptitude of the people running the club can't do it effectively and we lose the players for nothing.