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The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain and not on your head at all times of the day.

My dad used to call him the rubber man cos his first touch would be about five foot away from him. His scored against the dingles.

Midweek away at Cardiff is a bit of a shiiter if you're travelling down but I suppose that is what you get when you have a World Cup in the middle of the season. I'm optimistically going for a solid 3-0 win for the mighty Rovers. What say you BRFCS?

Thankfully I am too young to have been subjected to such torture. I remember getting more than a few belts to the legs on many a cold morning with the Mitre balls in the 90s. I find modern balls far too light nowadays.

The Police - Can't Stand Losing You

He displaced Flowers and was solid until Friedel turned up.

Bollocks. He didn't move at all. The laziest player I've ever seen in my life.

So the truth does hurt after all.

I think you're right there. I don't like the connotations of that letter, it has an air of jingoistic nationalism to it. I'm sure we've played many a game on remembrance day before.

November? But I want it now!

Alias. Top game.

Maybe they realised they were shit so they didn't bother.

John Cooper Clarke - Twat

What about them shinnys though...

If he's the ref then you know who's side he's on.

Would definitely be up for a short sleve version also.

As poisonous as the owners are, they didn't play Bradley Johnson as a false 9.

I'm going to bet that Rovers and Waggott in particular will want nothing to do with paying employees a livable income.

My expectation for Waggott are about as low as can be and he still fails to meet them.

Maybe you could ask the club if Tony left a spare tombola behind.

Spot on

Nah he was 10/10 every match. How dare you speak such blasphemy!

That's got to be a public flogging at least.

David Beckham never hit a corner past the first defender.

Just a proper game of football. End to end and full of excitement. Shove yer tactics up yer arse.