I’ve yet to see him have a “ blinder “ or indeed make a save out of the ordinary.

More or less my thoughts also.

The iPad knew better than me.

I know - I’ve repaired machinery in food factories.

You’d have to pay me £10 to eat an Hollands pie. Is it still true there are no cats in Baxendale ?

Simon Dupree And The Big Sound - Kites

James Carr - At The Dark End Of The Street If you only ever buy one soul record ……….

Tell us something we don’t know Chaddy.

We’ve been “ throwing the towel in “ more or less since the Chicken Chokers rocked up. Is that a coincidence - no. As other people have commented on - there a complete lack of responsibility at the club from top to bottom.

If Southampton are still struggling in a month that could be a real possibility.

I take it you’re new to watching Rovers ?

I’m thinking back to the one he missed at Leicester in the cup, again on his “ good “ left foot. I’m still waiting for the net to bulge. I’ll gloss over the Preston clanger.

Hedges - how does he do it ? It was easier to hit the target that put it as wide as that. Given his relative football ability must be the worst finisher we’ve ever had. Never mind “ Beamo “ it should be “ Hedgo “ in future.

The Four Seasons - Big Girls Don’t Cry

He can’t be far off can he ? He’s been led up the garden path just like the rest of us.

“ Jetting off on his hols “ ! He’s been on one long holiday so far.

Somebody had to put a name on the ball, as it was they seemed to leave it to each other. Could you see that happening with Hendry, or Kevin Moran, or Keeley ?

Dion And The Belmonts - I Wonder Why

Sean Edwards got his jaw broken in the first few minutes of the Rugby League Cup Final and played the whole 80 minutes of the game.

I agree with the point that you don’t want to play newly promoted teams this early in the season. It’s better to play them further down the road when they’ve lost a few players and they’ve had a few bangings. When the shine has worn off. How long have we loaned Siggy for ? By time he gets up to speed half the season will be gone if we’re not careful.

Magloire was ultra rapid, faster than shit off a shovel apparently. Just remind me - where is he playing now ?

Are we still not caring ?

Exactly. Hedges - Jesus Christ, on his left foot as well. He keeps finding new ways to fuck up. That’s why he’s a bit part player. The second goal, Pears should have thrown his cap on it. As for the third goal, Holy fuck, what a shambles. Under 15 s level of defending.

How much did they pay for the new keeper ? Has he made a save yet ?

I’m a lot less worried now.