Paul Mellelieu Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 A thought on getting publicity on the club's situation and the mishandling by Venkys: Venkys and Kean said "judge us in twelve months," well as we all know that's now. So why not set up a mock court room and take evidence from witnesses on the running of the club. A jury could then give their verdict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rebelmswar Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Is capital punishment available for this case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 You need to find a jury of impartial peers (so non-Rovers fans), you also need someone to make a compelling case in Kean's defence. A guilty by way of insanity plea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelmswar Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 You need to find a jury of impartial peers (so non-Rovers fans), you also need someone to make a compelling case in Kean's defence. A guilty by way of insanity plea? I'll defend the bugger, ohhhh yes I will... impartialy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAFELL Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 A thought on getting publicity on the club's situation and the mishandling by Venkys: Venkys and Kean said "judge us in twelve months," well as we all know that's now. So why not set up a mock court room and take evidence from witnesses on the running of the club. A jury could then give their verdict. Get a playwrite to write a play. How to mess up a football club in 12 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelmswar Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Get a playwrite to write a play. How to mess up a football club in 12 months Yes we could call it "Ewood Blues" "30,000 Angry Men" or "Those Last Delusional Few" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsfortheblues Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Kean would probably bullshit his way out of court, but we could get in Karl pilkington "bullshit man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waggy76 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Kean would probably bullshit his way out of court, but we could get in Karl pilkington "bullshit man" He tried that once before and lost .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourLaneBlue Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Is capital punishment available for this case? Illegal in this country, alas. Not sure about corporal punishment, however. Perhaps what they need is a damn good spanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderation Lead K-Hod Posted November 27, 2011 Moderation Lead Share Posted November 27, 2011 I'll defend the bugger, ohhhh yes I will... impartialy. Attack is the best form of defence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moss Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Kean would probably bullshit his way out of court, but we could get in Karl pilkington "bullshit man" BS man would be an excellent judge. Is he available? Illegal in this country, alas. Not sure about corporal punishment, however. Perhaps what they need is a damn good spanking. I think a more traditional English punishment would be appropriate, such as a public flogging with the cat o' nine tails, the stocks on city square, or tar and feathering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourLaneBlue Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Chuck them in a stream. If they drown, they aren't witches. If they float, they are witches, so pull them out and burn them on a stake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestierover Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Corporal punishment, spanking and buggary. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moss Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Chuck them in a stream. If they drown, they aren't witches. If they float, they are witches, so pull them out and burn them on a stake. Bravo. You are a master of logic and natural justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reedy You're A Star Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Chuck them in a stream. If they drown, they aren't witches. If they float, they are witches, so pull them out and burn them on a stake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocky Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Chuck them in a stream. If they drown, they aren't witches. If they float, they are witches, so pull them out and burn them on a stake. Why don't we just deport them to the colonies... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47er Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Chuck them in a stream. If they drown, they aren't witches. If they float, they are witches, so pull them out and burn them on a stake. Vicious but fair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovermatt Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Why don't we just deport them to the colonies... :rolleyes: Sending them back to India should ensure that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moss Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Why don't we just deport them to the colonies... :rolleyes: I'm fairly sure that would be considered an act of war, nowadays. Biological warfare; as in an effort to pollute our gene pool. Except maybe in Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Mellelieu Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 I don't know I waste my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I don't know I waste my time. For once I sympathise with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Well we ain't going to get any help from the FA, got this from them, Dear ******* Thank you for contacting The Football Association. Football regulates not who owns a club but how a club is run. Directors of a club have a higher standard to meet in order to be permitted to be Directors and this standard is represented in the form of the Fit and Proper Persons Test (FAPPT). All clubs, no matter what their ownership structure, are heavily regulated in a number of ways. Club companies are governed by the requirements of English Company Law. In addition, clubs that are Public Limited Companies are subject to the additional requirements of the stock market rules. The FA and the game’s other football bodies in England impose further regulation by decreeing that whoever controls a club must ensure that they comply with the rules and regulations of both The FA and the League in which the club plays. Significantly, this will include the need for all Directors (as defined) of a club to complete and pass the aforementioned FAPPT, along with specific rules over a club's financial records. FAPPT’s for the top two leagues in England are administered by the FA Premier League and the Football League whilst The FA administers the test for the four leagues below that level. Under the auspices of The FA’s Financial Advisory Committee (FAC), both the Premier League and the Football League drew up FAPPT’s which are, broadly speaking, similar to that of The FA’s. Kind regards Alex Burkwood | Customer Relations OfficerCustomer RelationsThe FA Group Wembley Stadium, Wembley, London, HA9 0WSPostal address: Wembley Stadium, PO Box 1966, London, SW1P 9EQ T +44 (0) 844 980 8200 | F+44 (0) 844 980 8201www.TheFA.com, www.wembleystadium.com Useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seggie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Dear mr FA bloke, Please look at how the f'ing club is run then. Tar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
promoted2001 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 You're... a... crook captain hook! (please say someone watches arrested development) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MullenVoid Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 You're... a... crook captain hook! (please say someone watches arrested development) oh won't you throw the book, at the pirate...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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