The January 2026 Transfer Window

[Devon Rover]

3 minutes ago, Polky said:

More chance of signing Mr Blobby.

He'd be a significant upgrade on most of our Summer signings. 

[sharpysharps86]

9 minutes ago, Devon Rover said:

He'd be a significant upgrade on most of our Summer signings. 

He would certainly terrorise defenders

[Tricky]

9 minutes ago, Devon Rover said:

12 minutes ago, Polky said:

More chance of signing Mr Brobbey.

He'd be a significant upgrade on most of our Summer signings. 

Seems content for Sunderland currently

[Tomphil2]

The Simms things reeks of some of the non starter names they desperately threw about in January's when Mowbray was here.

The lad at Boro on 35k a week was one example, think we ended up spending half a mill on Markandy and signed Giles - a wing back - on loan.

There is NEVER a plan here.

[B16Rover]

You know what, I'm sold 

[jim mk2]

Simms doesn't make sense on any level - cost / wages / Rovers' current predicament to name just a few

This is the danger of social media and AI - most of it is worthless slop for the masses. Musk and Zuckerberg win again

Alf Thornton and proper journalists like him would be appalled

[RossendaleBlue3]

42 minutes ago, Wegerleswiggle said:

I have a feeling that the bizarre transfer Nixon is talking about will end up being Duncan McGuire or a former player

I'm thinking something similar, maybe somebody we looked at in the past but didn't follow up on... 

Marwan Al Sahafi-esque

[sharpysharps86]

48 minutes ago, Wegerleswiggle said:

I have a feeling that the bizarre transfer Nixon is talking about will end up being Duncan McGuire or a former player

With this lot I wouldn't even be surprised if it was Kazuyoshi Miura - that 58 year old Japanese striker

[Waggy76]

Cauley Woodrow ?

[London blue]

JDT back but as a striker?

[Polky]

Makhtar Gueye returning on loan until the end of the season.

[Wegerleswiggle]

1 minute ago, Polky said:

Makhtar Gueye returning on loan until the end of the season.

That had crossed my mind too

[TimmyJimmy]

Love it B16. This lad's show real looks really promising.

 

[Herbie6590]

50 minutes ago, sharpysharps86 said:

With this lot I wouldn't even be surprised if it was Kazuyoshi Miura - that 58 year old Japanese striker

Luca Toni

#IYKYK

 

See I’m not the first to suggest this…😆

[RevidgeBlue]

2 hours ago, Emerald Isle Rover said:

I’m betting Val is silenced today in his pre match presser 

Why do some people seem to think he gives a ****?

[Tim Southampton Rover]

17 minutes ago, Herbie6590 said:

Luca Toni

#IYKYK

 

See I’m not the first to suggest this…😆

A Nicko 11 o'clock special!

[Torgeir]

2 hours ago, Wegerleswiggle said:

I have a feeling that the bizarre transfer Nixon is talking about will end up being Duncan McGuire or a former player

Yeah, that was my initial reaction. Either that or someone even more bizarre from another poor league.

[Emerald Isle Rover]

25 minutes ago, RevidgeBlue said:

Why do some people seem to think he gives a ****?

Irrelevant really 

[rovers11]

Ellis Simms? Is this another one of Elliot Jackson's exclusives?!

Absolutely no chance. 

Some randomer from the scandi leagues is far more likely.