Looks a big distance from the curb the police are measuring to where the car ended up.

In an alternate universe the answer is: "No doubt about it, winning the League 1 title. Although we were disappointed to find ourselves there, I thought we played some good stuff that season, and it was great seeing the lads lift the trophy at the end." The difference being, in that universe TM has a winners mentality. For the record, I'm also married to Margot Robbie there, and drive a Lamborghini. It's a magical place!

I know you guys are focusing on the 2 names relevant to us, for serious reasons. But my attention just keeps getting drawn to the first name at the bottom of the list: "Onyechinaeduanaghaefuuzo" Wow! Now that is a hell of a name. Good luck to the Starbucks barista writing that on a coffee cup! "Sorry sir, just bear with me. Now what comes after the 4th 'a' again?"

Because you're not saying anything in the post. Just posing a question to entice other people to comment. If you have something to say on the matter, then go ahead.

Deluxe model, from the "Rover's fan at 5pm Saturday" range:

Can't wait to see Dunny's post that Dack will "like" tonight. No doubt it will include the J word.

On the subs bench. Fair enough tbh, he was pretty poor last game.

Deal! Where do I sign? And can we have it etched in stone?

If the commentator was right earlier and this stays the same, Mowbray has lost 6 out 7 matches at Oakwell. He'll have an 85% loss record......at Barnsley!!

Singing that in my head just now is the most fun I've had in hour and half.

We fell asleep twice there. For a free kick and throw in. Great alertness for 30 mins in. 🙄

With what bottle of white though? 🤔

You're a team struggling with confidence, not scoring many goals, and starved of wins. You've basically come to The Priory. We'll cure you of all problems in no time at all.

He could still score the winner and be Motm I suppose. 🤷‍♂️ But yeah, Sky just want to talk about the player from a Premier team, rather than the other Championship cloggers in the squads tonight. 🙄

It did not disappoint. Never heard of them, had a skip through, love that 1st track, right up my street. Will explore more. Bit cheesy, but the first 45 mins of this mix have kept me sane these last 6 months. Always lifts my spirits and puts a smile on my face:

What happened to the wine review? 🤔 I'm always on the lookout for a good white cos red gives me a bad head.

Challenge accepted! Fairly confident we can address that imbalance for you. By the way, we don't like mods round these parts. Power happy vermin the lot of them. 😜

Apathy mode has been fully activated for me. This is what our season has now been reduced to. Hoping to get one over local rivals for bragging rights. Don't get me wrong, I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them, love it! But in the grand scheme of things it will mean nowt in terms of the league. And how often have we performed well when live on Sky? Basically never. 1-1 draw. We gave it a right good go. 🙄

Happy to bow to his superior knowledge. I'm no connissuer. But it's a great bottle of white for that price next time you're after one.

I'm willing to lay blame for many, many things at TM's door. This one, however, I take full ownership of.

Get a nice Sancerre, will be about £16/£18. Can't go wrong. 👍

Dack not getting into this game. And we badly needed him to.

As entertainment levels go, there probably won't be much in it.

You're dead right! A load of them go metres past the posts too. 😝 It's not just about the shots themselves though is it, it's about what's going on around him. If all that's on is a shot, fair dos, but if players have busted a gut to get free in the box, different matter. People quote about good strikers being greedy, but if you take Harry Kane for instance, he's always aware of his teammates and gets lots of assists. Just saying, if Arma wants to get to next level (with or without us), that's what he needs to work on. But I'm being hyper critical, it's what fans do surely. Because we know that's what will make the team better, and could be the difference between success and failure.