We should have done more to capitalise on the diaz mania but that would have taken brain power and effort.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens in a transfer thread when there are no transfers. By the way, weren't we supposed to be talking about crisps and biscuits?

Fuck off West Ham.

Have not. Never were. Never will be.

Optimistic time. Rovers win 3-0 with a Dack hat-trick.

Milner? Do they cryogenically freeze him between appearances now? He must be what, 40/50 years old now?

I can still remember when we signed him. "Rovers have just got Tugay for the price of one guy" In reality he was worth about ten guys. Absolutely world class.

Apparently we don't want anyone at all

Yes, they can run Real Madrid into the ground and bring them down to our level.

My mate is from sevilla I will get his thoughts on the subject.

Well I'm sure whatever he concentrates his efforts on will be a complete disaster. The man is as much use as a chocolate tea pot. Maybe that's why he makes such a good brew.....

That is exactly what the plan is. However, the total ineptitude of the people running the club can't do it effectively and we lose the players for nothing.

Not while there is a hole in your arse

The people running this club aren't as intelligent as those rednecks unfortunately.

Yes and we haven't even got a fucking rod because the dick heads in charge of the fishing trip didn't think we needed one.

I got the impression that he was brought in specifically to oversee more academy players being integrated into the first team. Until JDT showed up I was fully expecting a total dolloper to be the manager. In twelve years Venkys have never once attempted to make Blackburn Rovers a Premier League club. Even when we were in the Premier League they did everything they could to get us relegated. I have not seen anything to suggest they want us to be anything other than mid table in the second division.

Bring back hoof ball

Sounds somewhat familiar. I thought that if you had third party owned players then your punishment was guaranteed Premier League football and a free stadium.

We're doomed

Well it's been a disappointing week for us. Hopefully we can get one over on Sparky and continue our cup run to inject some positivity. My optimistic prediction is Bradford 0 - 5 Rovers.

Third party ownership?

Have you asked him to send nudes yet?

Let's be honest, we all knew there would be at least an 80% chance of that happening.

12 years

When does the title of this thread change to "we're doomed"?