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That's optimistic

There won't be anything positive happening at this football club until it is sold.

We'd have got promoted. Which is exactly why the transfer was deliberately sabotaged.

Nah, let them keep digging. I'm interested to see how far they can go.

Thank fuck for that, it's absolutely hideous.

Especially when number 6 was traditionally a central defender and they're talking about holding midfielders. What pisses me off the most is that this bullshit hipster terminology is just describing something that already existed and had a name. Pressing - Closing down Low block - sitting back Number 6 - Holding midfielder Number 8 - Attacking midfielder There's many more that are even more infuriating. Some of them make sense, like when someone says 'transition' I get what they're on about but some of them are just complete shite. The thing that makes the new age hipster terminology so intolerable is that it comes with an air of smugness and condensation as though you're some kind of neanderthal because you don't know what the fuck these pricks are on about when they're talking about a double pivot or some other bollocks. Especially when these cretins don't even know what skinning a fullback is. All this talk of philosophy as well. Fuck off. The only philosophy in football is to win the game. Anything else is just a piss poor way of coaches covering up their own ineptitude. We've had years of this ahit now and the game is the most boring and turgid it's ever been. Bring back the days of sending it down the channels and banging it into the box.

The Who - The Kids Are Alright

I am with you on this one hundred percent.

Why couldn't they have waited an hour or so before calling the game completely off?

Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes To Midnight

The game should be replayed in full but every player should be blindfolded throughout so as to not prejudice the result.

Madness - House Of Fun

The Damned - New Rose

What about the full members cup final?

No doubt they'll be wondering why they're struggling when times get tough.

That chippy in Mill Hill used to close at 5:30 when I lived there. What the fuck is that all about? That's venky levels of business sense.

Climate change really but given their involvement in factory farming they will be making a decent contribution towards it. As I mentioned last time, this issue could be sorted out by installing a stormwater detention system for times like this but that would cost money. Since they can't even do the most basic maintenance there's no way while there's a hole in anybody's arse that this issue will be dealt with. The venky effect it is.

That's not how the Venturi effect works. Flow in = Flow out Putting the pipe on an angle does nothing to change the hydraulic head pressure. I explained all of this the last time we had a game called off for a waterlogged pitch.

All of the above.

Go on then, they can have a resident visa.

Folk not from a BB1 - BB3 postcode. SEND EM BACK!

TBF I bet Tomphil doesn't even know what a dab is.

The Business - Smash The Discos

Plastic.

I don't think you should be allowed to host a Rovers podcast unless you know what a John Bull and a Tea Cake are.