Physically he is 44. Mentally probably about 7. And I'm not talking about a particularly gifted 7 year old.

This is all assuming we actually stay up.

Useless has not attempted to win a single game yet. That is an absolute disgrace. I wasn't expecting much but that is unacceptable. If we go down it is entirely of our making.

Let's be honest here, the soft lads will bottle this one so we have to hope other results go in our favour. Also give a fond farewell to Super Sammie Szmodics before he's sold off to the first and lowest bidder. He has been the only player this season that can come out with his dignity intact.

The Pretty Things - Rosalyn

Well I haven't given a single penny to venkys since they turned up and I never will. A total boycott is what should be happening but obviously not everyone is in the same boat. In reality though, they are in the minority.

We need 15 players minimum. 9 of them will have to be first team starters.

If that were our owners there'd be a line of so called fans lining up to lick their boots.

A comple moron supports Burnley. Who'd have thought.

The ones charging high prices then complaining about lack of revenue.

15 million too short.

100%. No ticket should be more than £20. It really isn't difficult to understand. Unless you're mentally dificient in some way.

To be fair in a lot of those early games we dominated but then our soft as shit squad crumbled as soon as we conceded a goal. We played quite well and a lot of those comments weren't just empty plaudits. We've gone half a season now without even trying to win a game.

Well hearing, it was nice knowing you.

He'd have to be on the pitch to do that.

Hull City. Yet another club that was lumbered with a shit ownership and have been sold now find themselves in the play offs.

Just putting my tinfoil hat on for a moment. I have a feeling that someone in India has looked at the numbers and decided a league one club or lower will be cheaper than a championship one. The initial loss of 10million will be offset by the fire sale in the summer and after that the losses will be affordable for venkys. This relegation is 100% deliberate. This is the second time they've done this.

That's a very poor reflection on useless. Many of us knew this is what we'd get when JDT left. A pound shop Mowbray.

The whole situation is due to the owners. Nobody else.

Not the only reason though.

Give it a year or two.

Not won a single home game in half a season. Fuck off useless. Absolute shit.

My band used to practice in these old pig sheds over in Accy somewhere. In winter it was absolutely freezing. I got a pair of doc martens soley for going there. They kept my feet nice and warm, even if they did takea year to break in.

Fully expecting the soft lads to bottle this one.