What do you mean....look at the evidence - top players! 🤣 (that's Mourinho bottom right btw)

I disagree. What the books say isn't necessarily what works in real life situations which he would only know if he'd played the game at any reasonable level. I see it regularly at work, give me a lad in the design office that's got a bit of site experience over one that's just come through the academic route any day. What works on paper doesn't always work on site or will end up costing a shitload more.

Sorry guys, just catching up. Yes, 01254 372001 was the number that came up on my phone but on the voicemail he left the number 01254 508215 which I assume must be his particular DDI.

Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better

Anyone else had a call from the club today? Just picked up a voicemail from "Les" asking if I'd be back next season & to call him back if I'd any concerns. That's going to be an interesting discussion when I call him back!

This is like trying to get shit off a blanket!

Oh dear, 12. Think all my guesses must've been wrong. Basically all the dates & numbers other than 1875! (Hangs head in shame)

Personally, I like hearing little tit bits of rumours no matter where they're from. I'm a big boy now & I'll make my own decisions on whether or not to take them with a pinch of salt. Usually this is based on who they're from. Some I will ignore as they don't have a particularly good record, others I will take more notice of as they either have a good record or don't generally post rumours. I don't see what calling people out achieves. If you don't like it, scroll past & move on. Keep posting anything you hear & I'll apply my own filters. 👍

Agreed, somebody like say, John Williams & Tom Finn would be great....oh, wait a minute!

According to my daughter, Barry Douglas posted a picture of him & his kid in Astley Park a week or so ago if that counts! 😅 Seriously though, if they're all quiet then that's odd, especially Dack & Olivia, they usually thrive on the attention.

For the love of God, just announce he's gone (or he's going nowhere) then we can all get on with our day. Hopefully the former obviously.

He would but unfortunately he's locked in a room with Pasha & Swag. He sends his apologies. 😄

The Daily Struggle

Lucky you! 😆 I was only a kid at the time & could never understand why our leading goalscorer & my favourite player couldn't score a penalty. I reckon he'd probably have had another 15-20 goals on his total if he'd have been able to score from 12 yards.

Arma reminds me a bit of Garns when it comes to penalties, he was terrible. Yeah he scored a few but missed quite a lot as well. We were much better once Faz took over and David Mail on a few occasions.

Seriously hope you guys are right. Might put that champers in the fridge then. 😉

It's currently just gone midnight in Pune - let's hope Barry's still up on the Kingfisher or he's given Pasha Carte Blanche to do what is needed. I know, it's the hope that kills ya! Edit: great minds @matt83

On a side note, How shit are these 3 at a con job btw? If I was infiltrating an organisation in order to fleece the owners, I'd make sure I had the best men for the job so as not to draw any unnecessary attention. These muppets have essentially hired Mr Magoo to drive the getaway vehicle for a bank job! 🤣

An unopened box of 24 Bud (£12 at Asda 👍) With 6 from the previous box in the fridge - should do the trick! I'll saved the unopened bottle of champers from NYE (we were too pissed by midnight to bother) for the announcement! Let's hope it's not gone off by then!

I just hope that Venkys have the balls to sack him & Venus, & then Waggott spits his dummy out as threatened. Coventrio out in one foul swoop! 🤞🙏

And that was the game where I said Dack had saved his arse. He was starting to get dogs abuse before Dack popped up with the winner. What I didn't think was that he'd STILL be here nearly 2 years later!

He'd have had more luck buying the bag of magic beans!

My dad actually admitted to me today that he should've listened to me 2 years ago when I wanted Mowbray out - first time in almost 46 years!!

Get me a vaccine passport & get me in that stadium! He'll be under no illusion about what I think. Jab, test, multiple tests, kidney, whatever it takes, let me at him!!! 🤬🤬

Beat me to it Andy. Was just about to post Lee Mack's name. He's mentioned us a few times on Would I Lie To You. Player wise, what about Salgado? He was in our corner last time. Edit: Oh, I've signed btw.