Leonard Venkhater

That is the reality. After they relegated us from the Prem, we have never even been in contention for a return. Championship finishes have been 8th, 9th, 15th, 22nd and 14th. In the scheme of things, the 3rd Division promotion season was just a distraction from the dumbed-down reality of life under the Loons. FOV!

That's the spirit lol

But of course, we are expecting a completely different scenario this year!

Not surprising really. A couple of defensive shit shows, a few games with good possession, but no cutting edge....Generally scoring too few goals... then an international break.

Wouldn't you be! Saw us coming, nay sent for us....

Are they fck!

Blimey! Are you Thomas Hardy in disguise?. I love your use of understatement.

Well, at least Venky's finally had the sense to sack him...oh wait....

Under promise/overachieve. Very sensible..

Yes, Good point. I think the Pugwash creator actually won apologies and settlements from more than one newspaper.. Roger, the cabin boy replaced "Tom" in the rumour.."Seaman Staines" and "Master Bates" never existed in any series....

Tut-tut..You know your bitterness will only imprison you lol

Ha...one of my kids said it was more like Clint in Gran Torino! You want it darker, well it is now...

A good read and a brilliant title too!

Well in our house, we made them wear a Burnley shirt, when they were in trouble. A cross between the naughty step and the stocks...with a bit of Thomas More's hair shirt thrown in ... Their psychiatrist says it didn't do them any harm!

Keep doing what you think is right. You won't go far wrong.

This doesn't add up!

I have been informed that after that Jimmy Hill Kangaroo trial of Glen Keeley for murder, Fucillo actually played the following week! Any of our anoraks able to confirm that?

Even the neighbours can hear the loud click of the redeeming off switch, whenever his voice comes out of the wireless.

Yes, it was that same pub, where he is supposed to have said it.

From someone, who gave the horse a loaf of bread. " Ronnie Jepson said that Colin and himself had been offered the Blackburn roles. They were planning how they would manage things around the job, when they were told by phone that the offer had been withdrawn."

Driving all together...

Holtby isn't Conrad Veidt...

I have to say I was angry, when we did not use the market to "sort out the defence"....and I did not buy TM's rowing back comments over the summer. However, I think we must give him the credit for his analysis and making a decision to utilise Williams in the CB role. A happy accident is not fair!

She speaks very highly of you. Anyway, we both know it's a Bob song really...