T4E Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Michel Salgado needed some place to send the women he was done with, so he created Playboy. Soon one magazine wasn't enough, so he created Penthouse. And then Hustler. Eventually the load became so overwhelming that he invented the Internet. EDIT: Lol. Oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Torgeir Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Very excited about this signing, can't wait to see him in a Rovers shirt. Well done, Sam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellison24 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 He is now Blackburn's own answer to Chuck Norris and the Stig!! I heard he managed to taste the rainbow WITHOUT eating skittles!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S15 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Carlsberg don't do right backs, but if they did Michel Salgardo would hunt them down and f**kin' murder them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4E Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 International terrorism and suicide bombers do not exist. They're just a cover story for when Michel Salgado takes viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcj_jones Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Carlsberg don't do right backs, but if they did Michel Salgardo would hunt them down and f**kin' murder them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fat Sam Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Some great lines there lads, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spencey7 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 To be fair, Salgado's wages will be taking a fair chunk out of the coffers. Have you heard a figure Nicko? I'm guessing at least £40,000 p/w. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey_big_nose Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Have you heard a figure Nicko? I'm guessing at least £40,000 p/w. At 33? I would say he would be lucky to get 30k, probably less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flopsy Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Salgado has a soft spot for Madrid, and knows that playing against them would mean almost certain death. For them. Michel Salgado can kill 3 birds with no stones. Chuck Norris wears Michel Salgado Pyjama's and has a Michel Salgardo Duvet set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4E Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Michel Salgado runs with scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey_big_nose Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Salgado doesn't sleep. He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Apparently, he expressed his enthusiasm for being the "biggest signing since Robbie Fowler", but that bit was cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4E Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Michel Salgado is the walrus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unluckymorton Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Is this technically Blackburn's biggest ever signing when you consider what he's won in his career and where he came from? The only other players that spring to mind are Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke for what they achieved at Man Utd. I've got a strange feeling I'm forgetting someone else but i'm sure others on here will remind me. Steve Archibald & Ossie Ardiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S15 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Chuck Norris wears Michel Salgado Pyjama's and has a Michel Salgardo Duvet set. Michel Salgado wears Chuck Norris as contraception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
67splitscreen Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I'm Spartacus, I'm Salgado.... I'm Salgado....I'm Salgado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RovertheHill Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Michel Salgado doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve. He will however wear your heart on his sleeve if you ever make the mistake of touching his hair. Is he your new Amoruso now? Tart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manc Rover Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 At 33? I would say he would be lucky to get 30k, probably less. I'd guess £40K+. He has a standing in the game, won the lot and would've been on £50-£60K at Madrid at a guess. Yes he's older and not quite the player of say 4 years ago but would still command top dollar (in our terms anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flopsy Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 winner so far Shilto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4E Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Michel Salgado once got stuck down a well. So he p!ssed his way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambo Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Awesome Take it these are all Chuck Norris quotes with Salgado's name instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greco Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 ive always liked salgado. everytime ive seen him play, he does it with determination and aggression. Certainly an improvement, whether we are talking RB or CM. im guessing he´ll become a fan favorite rather quickly, with the tenacity and determination he brings, spiced up with his technical ablilities. Hopefully he hasnt lost too much due to age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
67splitscreen Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 The first song must be close to being released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fat Sam Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 winner so far Shilto There good but the one below had me in stitches. Michel Salgado can kill 3 birds with no stones. What can I say I'm old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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