Mike Graham Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 After my 2nd Xmas do of the season I was sat on t'loo this morning in the recovery position In a Kendal hotel room thinking if I spent Christmas morning with SK what would I buy our beloved. I came up with three pressies: Coco Chanel perfume, a P45 and a gag. What you you buy him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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47er Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 A lb of tripe for one of his pressers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Slim fast Minoxidil A LIE DETECTOR that he has to where at all times and gives him a 450–600 V electric shock, this should help cure his compulsive lying problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47er Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 lip balm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torgeir Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 A Jane Fonda fitness video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelbo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I would buy him a copy of the now defunct newspaper sold at Blackpool years ago, 'Billys Weekly Liar' Anyone remember that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhmiBRFC Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 One way ticket to India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
london-rover Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kenny's Magic Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I'd put Coco's Christmas budget into one gift. An all expenses indeffinite stay at one of the worlds WORST mental hospitals. Daily electric shock therapy,regular "kick ins" off dodgy hospital staff and a promise he'll be kept in a state of the art strait jacket 24 hours a day. If only Carlsberg did Christmas eh?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broadsword Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 a dildo. a one-way ticket to pune. alcohol-free lager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roost Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Number 1 Number 2 Number 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rovers4Good Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I'd buy him a 2 litre bottle of whisky, a brown bag and a piece of rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen Blue Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 A hitman, a hitman and a hitman...... just to be sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Marky Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 A baseball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kenny's Magic Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Number 1 Number 2 Number 3 I bet he's got the first two already. I wonder if he prances around in the Bruno costume a bit like Partridge in those seedy(but very funny) daydream fantasies he used to go into mid conversation. "OOOH do you like my Bruno costume Jerome? It's in vulcrunised leather so it does't perish..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWinger Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 A suit that fits him - not just one of Sams that he's attempting to 'grow into' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roost Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I bet he's got the first two already. I wonder if he prances around in the Bruno costume a bit like Partridge in those seedy(but very funny) daydream fantasies he used to go into mid conversation. "OOOH do you like my Bruno costume Jerome? It's in vulcrunised leather so it does't perish..." Smell my cheese............!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jansen is God Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Itching powder (to apply to his trigger finger) Shotgun Gaffer Tape You do the maths. Disclaimer: This is a joke! I'd never buy Steve Kean any presents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomphil Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 A taxi fare to Surrey one way, A train ticket to Surrey one way, A self destructing rocket to the F#####g moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I'd get him a Burnley shirt but he's probably already got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderation Lead K-Hod Posted December 9, 2011 Moderation Lead Share Posted December 9, 2011 A shotgun and 5 shells, just to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnermeat Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I would buy him a copy of the now defunct newspaper sold at Blackpool years ago, 'Billys Weekly Liar' Anyone remember that? That's what a colleague of mine calls me time sheet at work! Now I know why! I got the general gist of it before but now I know the full story. Thanks for that. I'll go all traditional and say a lump of coal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrit Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 An extended jail sentence Some alcohol free beer The biggest dildo I could find, so he can ram it straight up his jacksey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seggie Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Idd give him my presents at Manchester Airport a free ticket to India, leaving within the next 2 hours, so he can see the owners a suitcase 1kilo's worth of Heroin in that suitcase. Id let him go on his merry way and make a annoymous phone call to indian customs Happy xmas Keano (and this time it would be telling the truth taht the fans framed him in court) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebruce Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 A clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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