[Archived] Venkys Summon Rovers Staff Member To India....

[Tom]

To bring their cat to the vets in London

http://gu.com/p/4jxxq/stw

Mindblowing idiocy

[gumboots]

You actually couldn't make that up and expect to be believed.

[47er]

Is Ewood Spark going?

[Norbert Rassragr]

He's the cat. Think George Galloway .

[booth]

Maybe it was Spark who chaperoned the cat.

[Jock]

Hope the cat is ok and that it wasn't plugged with gold.

[booth]

How is the cat at organizing a defence?

[patrickvalery]

Chaddy, before you do it just take a second and think about it. Don't put a fiver on the cat.

[Mike E]

Isn't the cat a common nickname for goalkeepers? Bryan Gunn as our next manager?

[patrickvalery]

Isn't the cat a common nickname for goalkeepers? Bryan Gunn as our next manager?

A hired gun would be quite popular amongst Rovers fans I reckon.

[Gav]

You read that and It leaves in no doubt that Venkys will turn this clubs fortunes around, I was wrong all along, for that I apologies.

[booth]

It's comforting to know that somewhere in LA, some opressed underling is polishing Paris Hilton's Bentley with a Rovers shirt.

I remember thinking when Venkys took over that we were going to go international.

[tomphil]

Paris Hilton in a Rovers shirt though...........

[McClarky]

With any other team you would be certain this isn't true, with Rovers you just aren't sure.....

[booth]

Paris Hilton in a Rovers shirt though...........

[patrickvalery]

Paris Hilton in a Rovers shirt though...........

I would say both have a habit of going down. But I'm wary I've made a few too many one liners this evening. It's no laughing matter.

[tomphil]

Cheers you've just killed my Paris image stone dead

[donnermeat]

Paris Hilton in a Rovers shirt though...........

Who's her agent?

[roverandout]

Very reassuring to know they have their priorities sorted out, then again they have milked the club dry why not take the cats milk too

[perthblue02]

Pity it does not name names, being nice to Mrs D's pussy could certainly explain how certain people managed to attain and keep positions within the club.

[broadsword]

Have got an image of Steve kean in a nehru suit and white loafers stroking her pussy.

The full fat coke of evil

[T J Hooker]

everybody involved in making that video should have been sacked, weird armature hour trash

[ABBEY]

Sums the venkyscum up .. Cat Astro Fee

[tomphil]

I'm starting to think that these lot are actually 'on' something because what else could explain their weird behaviour. Not unusual for rich kids to have severe recreational habits and the circles they move in it's obvious they are nothing but star chasers. We know how celebrities like to live.

[mhead]

Its so surreal you could make a Borat movie out of it.

No news about strategy on the Rovers because they are worrying about Mrs Slocombe's(sorry Desai's) pussy.